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Jul 17, 2008

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Harold
almost thirteen years ago

The Garfield maxi pad is so strange. Who goes to the trouble of printing a face on something that is going to get...ruined. Why all the hate for Garfield? Oddie would not be impressed.

MMD
almost thirteen years ago

Or maybe that should be ooze-pee

Carie
almost thirteen years ago

MMD, \"Weapons of Ass Destruction\" meets with my approval -- that\'s hilarious! W.A.D.!

MMD
almost thirteen years ago

When you talked about garfield I remembered this site:
http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

MMD
almost thirteen years ago

Damn Ross beat me to it.

shane
almost thirteen years ago

too funny! I lol\'d

MMD
almost thirteen years ago

Word play: military and wang (does that include ass too?). I know that these aren\'t very good but they came to mind (and I didn\'t want to forget them as I usually do)

Ass Grenade
Walter\'s Pee Pee-7 (actual gun name)
Ooze-i (Actual gun name you don\'t have to change i.e Uzi)
Pee shooter (if you have a shitty gun)
Looking for weapons of ass Destruction

Karen
almost thirteen years ago

My friend went to nursing school at George Brown, in the 80\'s. She told me that they were instructed to hit patients hard-ons with a pencil. I didn\'t believe her. I guess I owe her an apology.

Tom
almost thirteen years ago

Is there something special about wood wrapped around lead (now graphite) that renders a boner powerless? Why not a Bic? Why not a remote control? Why not potato peeler?

The mighty pencil stands alone.

Carie
almost thirteen years ago

So I\'m screaming at you guys through my iPod (made sense at the time, don\'t ask), \"Grammammary School! Breastmilk Money!!\" Seriously, you guys crack me up. \"Choking it makes it better,\" just about made me hurt myself laughing. And, yes, those shoes are GROSS.

Ross
almost thirteen years ago

Have you guys seen this?