Sun, 25 February 2007
wild hanging luggage (66)
 
Topics Include: Wild Sex, Rearview, Luggage and Bags, WORDPLAY ANSWERS: Religion and Skateboarding, NEW WORDPLAY: Monkeys and Marriage.
Direct download: wild_hanging_luggage.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:44pm EDT
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Tue, 20 February 2007
boo hoo hoo (no new episode)


Sorry, some things came up and we couldn't get together.
Direct download: boo_hoo_hoo.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:00pm EDT
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Mon, 19 February 2007
Boo Hoo
Sorry Friends, There will be no episode this week. I have to go try out for Canadian Idol (I know they'll love the squeezebox)
shane
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:30am EDT
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Sun, 18 February 2007
Butter me up, Bagelmeister.
Butter me up, Bagelmeister.
Do you see anything resembling toastiness?
I sure don't.
I ate this thing willingly, knowing I would be chomping into a soft buttery goo-ball that was far more solid and viscous than I wanted it to be.
If the damn bagel can’t even get hot enough to melt butter, how crappy is your toaster?
What setting do you have it at? Tepid? The dough is barely warm. I almost bring myself to breathe hard on the thing just to heat the butter up a bit.

At least there wasn’t a butter-skin covering the hole that I had to skim off before I ate it.

I will try my best not to complain about Tim Horton’s anymore, but look at this lactic disaster. I told you we weren’t exaggerating.
Category:Tom -- posted at: 10:58pm EDT
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Tue, 13 February 2007
Dream Catchers in Cars
Dream Catchers in Cars If you look closely, you can see the wonderful dream-catcher hanging from the rear-view mirror. This was one of three cars I saw on that short drive, to the podcast recording, and I happened to have my camera ready. Enough already! I think natives should be able to claim your car on the spot, seize you from within it, leave you on the side of the road, and drive away, wearing huge head-dresses and shooting arrows at random cars on the way out.
How bizarre is it that we (in general) avoid any contact with our native people and their concerns, but we cannot escape the idea of having a ripped-off native symbol (tennis-racket-string, organized to look like a dyslexic spider web, with ANGELS dancing among the beads strung among the dyed-purple feathers) in our vehicles?

We must have this in the car, where we... dream? What? Dreaming in the car? Oh, wait, yeah, that's, ummm, STUPID! Nothing beats the idea of stealing a symbol from natives and adorning it with another spiritual-belief's symbolism (yeah, the angels)...that's just an extra rib-shot.
That said, I have begin an informal data-collection project based on the things that hang from rear-view mirrors.
So far, I have a very concrete list, that rarely varies, which seems to house every possible thing hanging from these mirrors.
I will report on some of these items here, in the next little while.
Look for updates.
As for now, I want to discuss one of the stranger things I see...
Hawaiian Lei Necklaces (apparently people win these at hot-body contests or a lame luau parties or from prom parties). I just don't get why so many people have plastic flower necklaces hanging from their mirror. Most of the time, they are hanging in cars of dudes. Dudes who wear mirrored (fluorescent) sunglasses, with gel-laden hair and personalized plates like, "HETERO". So, I'm thinking, if I tried to pull this off, I'd have the gay finger pointing my way all the time...like that commercial for Arby's when the logo for the meat-sheet-burger-joint hovers over the people thinking about Arby's...my car would have that purple Teletubby constantly hovering over my car...but it's okay for big raging jocks to hang luscious lei from their mirror. I don't get it. Maybe I'm jealous.
Category:Tom -- posted at: 2:52pm EDT
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Sun, 11 February 2007
Jesus Mattress Naked (65)
Jesus Mattress Naked (65) Sorry about the audio, it's a bit distorted (shane can't stop effing with it) Topics Include: Dream Hummer, Skate or Died for Us, Bad Memory "Where did she go?", Naked Firemen, Croc Exchange, 80's Tom, WORDPLAY ANSWERS- People Who Shouldn't do Yoga, NEW TOPIC: Religion and Skateboarding.
Direct download: jesus_mattress_naked.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:37pm EDT
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Mon, 5 February 2007
funnyfunny funnyfunny yepyepyep
Topics Include: Woman at the Dentist, Yo-garbage, Shane on you: Idiot Drivers! (or maybe I'm the idiot), TMNT Movie?, WORDPLAY ANSWERS: Old Newspaper Delivery People, NEW TOPIC: Terms for people that should NOT be doing yoga.
Direct download: funnyfunny_funnyfunny_yepyepyep64.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:22pm EDT
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