Topics Include: After school special, My new newt, Tom's odd named dogs with black tackle, OOPS! I pissed on his laundry and OOPS! I puked on a dudes ass, WORDPLAY ANSWERS: Hamster death, NEW WORDPLAY TOPIC: Peeing on laundry

This is episode 32 but I was screwing around with Audacity and increased the speed of it and Oh my god!!! I've been pissing my pants! I've posted it for fun. Hope you like it!

Topics Include: We're going to one LONGER episode per week, Oh my god I killed Thumper!, MMMM.. My Drain smells like Thanksgiving, Poundcake, Squeezebox T-shirts, Shane's pedicure, Apartment with a theatre, Hair art, WORD PLAY ANSWERS: Other names for getting hemorrhoids in Mexico, NEXT TOPIC: Hamster Homicide

New Format: We will be going down to one episode per week but they will be a bit longer (about 45-50 minutes). The show will be posted on Sunday night so you can enjoy a tasty helping of Squeezebox pie during your crappy Monday mornings. YUMMERS!!!!

Topics Include: Soda Mystic, TheGallery of Regretable Foods, The Easy Way to Stop Smoking, Tom's Interesting Mail, The Bladder Manager, WORDPLAY ANSWERS: Dirt Belt

Sorry friends, Tom and I were not able to hook up this week by some strange act of "Divine Castervention". We will not be posting a new episode until Friday (May 12th) and then again next Friday (May 19th). If there are any issues with this you can call our toll free number at  (nope.... don't have a toll free number) I guess you'll have to take a pic of your face with a really upset look on it and email it to us (we'll get the severity that way).

The squeezers
shane and tom

Topics Include: Can you give me a jump?, Passing out on the can in Cancun, WORD PLAY TOPIC: Getting hemorrhoids in Mexico.

Because I was in such a hurry last night uploading Ep.29 I forgot add a mp3 clip from Gabe. I will repost the show tonight.....sorry about that, you can punch me in the neck.  Here is the comment if you want to hear it. (You'll have to mentally insert into our show....it's a new game were gonna do) No, not really, I'm still a dum dum

shane

Topics Include: Someone actually listened to all of our shows (at once!), Breaking into the Beer Store with a pick axe, Silence, How much is two bits?, I hate Comic Sans, WORD PLAY ANSWERS: Skanky hostess