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Dec 10, 2009

Topics Include: Deep and Sexy, Cat Bugs, Boiled Flacid Carrot Tails, Wisker Pillow, SOUNDY MOUTH: Rudolphs Nose, The Bible, WORDPLAY: Stinky and Baby, Our DVD, Ticket in Prague, Cell Phones in Hospitals. NEW WORDPLAY: Reading and Bathrooms.


shanepotvin
eleven and a half years ago

oh my god these are great.

How bout Angels and Peemons....by Dan BROWN!



Carie Lynn
eleven and a half years ago

For when you\'re constipated: Charles Dickens\' Hard Times

Carie Lynn
eleven and a half years ago

Another from classic literature: D.H. Lawrence\'s Lady Shat-terley\'s Lover.

Carie Lynn
eleven and a half years ago

And this one is seriously a book: What\'s Your Poo Telling You? Here\'s the link: http://books.barnesandnoble.com/search/results.aspx?WRD=what+your+poo+telling+you&box=what%20your&pos=7

Doug
eleven and a half years ago

Yann Martel\'s Life of Pee
Thomas Pinch-one\'s: The Crying of Lot Farty-nine

Carie Lynn
eleven and a half years ago

Like the classics? How about Victor Hugo\'s Les Whizz-erables? (Les Whizz, for short).

Carie Lynn
eleven and a half years ago

Mark Twain\'s Adventures of Dingleberry Finn.

(Gads, that\'s awful.)

Carie Lynn
eleven and a half years ago

By Alexandre Poo-mas: The Count of Monte Piss-to.

(Alexandre Dumas\' Count of Monte Cristo)

Carie Lynn
eleven and a half years ago

Chick Lit in the bathroom: Bridget Jones\' Diarrhea

Carie Lynn
eleven and a half years ago

Teen fiction: The Vampire Diarrhea(s)

Carie Lynn
eleven and a half years ago

Kids\' Fiction: Diarrhea of a Wimpy Kid (ewww).

Carie Lynn
eleven and a half years ago

For reading in questionable (perhaps public) bathrooms: The Harry Squatter Series.

Carie Lynn
eleven and a half years ago

And for the little girls... Pee-zus & Ramona.

Carie Lynn
eleven and a half years ago

Magazine in the basket next to the toilet... National Pee-Ographic

Carie Lynn
eleven and a half years ago

Magazine for the teens: Seven-peen (

Carie Lynn
eleven and a half years ago

For the guys... ESPeeN magazine

Scarborough Dude
eleven and a half years ago

And of course you need something for the children in the bathroom, like maybe Winnie the Pooh, and Peeder Rabbit. For the teens, I guess they\'d like a copy of dung-eons & Drag-ons (those are the poohs that just don\'t seem to wanna end)

Scarborough Dude
eleven and a half years ago

Oh, and speaking of Shakespeer, I think you might like \'Much A Do-do About Nothing\', and maybe \'A Midsummer Night-stream\'.

Scarborough Dude
eleven and a half years ago

Almost forgot - the Whizz-ard of Oz, and one of my favourites, the Dharma Bums.

Scarborough Dude
eleven and a half years ago

And while I\'m at it, it\'s always nice to have beautiful nature books in the bathroom - I\'m thinking maybe the Kakabeka Falls, for example.

Doug
eleven and a half years ago

Let us not forget that you may want to check the Encyclopeedia to read up further on cat parasites.

Doug
eleven and a half years ago

Leo Tolstoilets War and Piss.

Tom Lucier
eleven and a half years ago

These are hysterically genius! Keep em comin\'!!

Scarborough Dude
eleven and a half years ago

Well of course you\'d have to have The Complete Works of Shakespeer in your bathroom for starters.

BTW, remind me not to kiss Shane\'s pussy next time I visit!

Scarborough Dude
eleven and a half years ago

I wouldn\'t mind a nice book of Pooetry too in the bathroom - as long as Shane doesn\'t piss all over it.