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Dec 10, 2009

Topics Include: Deep and Sexy, Cat Bugs, Boiled Flacid Carrot Tails, Wisker Pillow, SOUNDY MOUTH: Rudolphs Nose, The Bible, WORDPLAY: Stinky and Baby, Our DVD, Ticket in Prague, Cell Phones in Hospitals. NEW WORDPLAY: Reading and Bathrooms.


shanepotvin
over eleven years ago

oh my god these are great.

How bout Angels and Peemons....by Dan BROWN!



Carie Lynn
over eleven years ago

For when you\'re constipated: Charles Dickens\' Hard Times

Carie Lynn
over eleven years ago

Another from classic literature: D.H. Lawrence\'s Lady Shat-terley\'s Lover.

Carie Lynn
over eleven years ago

And this one is seriously a book: What\'s Your Poo Telling You? Here\'s the link: http://books.barnesandnoble.com/search/results.aspx?WRD=what+your+poo+telling+you&box=what%20your&pos=7

Doug
over eleven years ago

Yann Martel\'s Life of Pee
Thomas Pinch-one\'s: The Crying of Lot Farty-nine

Carie Lynn
over eleven years ago

Like the classics? How about Victor Hugo\'s Les Whizz-erables? (Les Whizz, for short).

Carie Lynn
over eleven years ago

Mark Twain\'s Adventures of Dingleberry Finn.

(Gads, that\'s awful.)

Carie Lynn
over eleven years ago

By Alexandre Poo-mas: The Count of Monte Piss-to.

(Alexandre Dumas\' Count of Monte Cristo)

Carie Lynn
over eleven years ago

Chick Lit in the bathroom: Bridget Jones\' Diarrhea

Carie Lynn
over eleven years ago

Teen fiction: The Vampire Diarrhea(s)

Carie Lynn
over eleven years ago

Kids\' Fiction: Diarrhea of a Wimpy Kid (ewww).

Carie Lynn
over eleven years ago

For reading in questionable (perhaps public) bathrooms: The Harry Squatter Series.

Carie Lynn
over eleven years ago

And for the little girls... Pee-zus & Ramona.

Carie Lynn
over eleven years ago

Magazine in the basket next to the toilet... National Pee-Ographic

Carie Lynn
over eleven years ago

Magazine for the teens: Seven-peen (

Carie Lynn
over eleven years ago

For the guys... ESPeeN magazine

Scarborough Dude
over eleven years ago

And of course you need something for the children in the bathroom, like maybe Winnie the Pooh, and Peeder Rabbit. For the teens, I guess they\'d like a copy of dung-eons & Drag-ons (those are the poohs that just don\'t seem to wanna end)

Scarborough Dude
over eleven years ago

Oh, and speaking of Shakespeer, I think you might like \'Much A Do-do About Nothing\', and maybe \'A Midsummer Night-stream\'.

Scarborough Dude
over eleven years ago

Almost forgot - the Whizz-ard of Oz, and one of my favourites, the Dharma Bums.

Scarborough Dude
over eleven years ago

And while I\'m at it, it\'s always nice to have beautiful nature books in the bathroom - I\'m thinking maybe the Kakabeka Falls, for example.

Doug
over eleven years ago

Let us not forget that you may want to check the Encyclopeedia to read up further on cat parasites.

Doug
over eleven years ago

Leo Tolstoilets War and Piss.

Tom Lucier
over eleven years ago

These are hysterically genius! Keep em comin\'!!

Scarborough Dude
over eleven years ago

Well of course you\'d have to have The Complete Works of Shakespeer in your bathroom for starters.

BTW, remind me not to kiss Shane\'s pussy next time I visit!

Scarborough Dude
over eleven years ago

I wouldn\'t mind a nice book of Pooetry too in the bathroom - as long as Shane doesn\'t piss all over it.