Listen to the show, don't feel like typing the topics out.

Does sneeze have a smell?, Meatier, Thick Stick, Glass Magic, Tom loves Coke, Toe Shoes, Benny Eats Everything, Bye Man Bag.

Lots of talk about some mysterious letters.

Production Studio Intros, Air Pods, Angie’s Bidet, Visitors, Irrelevant, D&D

Music, Cock Pics, Explained, Bit-the-bucket-Coin, Pass-words, Droopy Plane, Wee-ken, hot promo 

Ken’s Visiting, More Tushy Talk, Large Fried Chicken, Tidying, Shane’s Pen Pal, Puked in a Waterbed

Morning Time, Loud Talking, No Snow, My Deers are Ringing, Tom’s Hands are Above His Head..Often, Squeeze Box, Shotgun Shell

T9, Peanut Butter Pop Screen, Poo Bulge, BTF Revisited, Tushy, Phog Anniversary, Tom’s Son Gets Grabby, New York NOT Bjork, Tom Get’s Shane a Gift

Topics: August, Christmas Trees, Old TV, Cow Fat, Turtles, Stewarts Rod, Shane Never Responds to Tom, Shane's on TV, Tom's Coo 

No Wordplay

Topics Include: Down to Funny, Sickness, Blood is Thicker Than Water, Infinity Safe

Wordplay: Coffee and Beaches

*We're going to take a little break from WP for a few weeks.

Just an awful lot of talking about poop.

Wordplay: Sex and Videogames

New Topic: Coffee and Beaches

Topics: Caesars, Found Art, Halloween

Wordplay: Hair and Superheros

New Topic: Sex and Videogames

We pretty much just talk about weed and Gord Downie RIP

No Wordplay

TOPICS: Dropped Dead on Drouillard, Lots of talk about shaving things.

WORDPLAY: No Wordplay Today

NEW WORDPLAY: Superheros and Hair

TOPICS: Akimbo, Turkish Baths, Boobs Without Nipples, Milquetoast, Rec Forms, Tom's Medical Rodeo, Orthodics, Ascared River,

WORDPLAY: Boardgames and Dentistry

NEW WORDPLAY: Bodies of Water and Emotions

TOPICS: Wonkey Donkey, Not Just A Dad, Ken Clears His Throat, How Many Dick Widths?

WORDPLAY: Chinese Food and Beaches 

NEW WORDPLAY: Boardgames and Dentistry

TOPICS: Back in the Park, "Gui", Spinach Pies, Barfing, Shane's Trip to the Island...and the Bathroom,

WORDPLAY: Pharmacy and Newspapers

NEW WORDPLAY: Chinese Food and Beaches 

Topics Include: Shane back from vacay, Mom'd Apartment, Croc of S#*T, Booger Container, Honking by accident. WORDPLAY: Pleasure oneself room/office NEW TOPIC: Picking nose in car.

Previously Aired 10 Years ago on August 21, 2008

TOPICS: Tom's D-Shirt, Momorial, Social Media Legacy Plan, Cemetery Tracktor Person, Salt Mine Stories by Tom, Leotard, 

WORDPLAY: Bikes and Bathrooms

NEW WORDPLAY: Pharmacy and Newspapers

TOPICS: Fixing Bikes, Dizziness, Funeral Filming Fiasco Follow Up, Double Burial, Sideways Parking, Crisscross

WORDPLAY: Photography and Funerals

NEW WORDPLAY: Bikes and Bathrooms

TOPICS: Bunged-up Benny, Botched Vacation Plans, Near Death Experience, Funeral Etiquette

WORDPLAY: Camping and Beverages

NEW WORDPLAY: Photography and Funerals

TOPICS: It’s our 250th Show!!, Tom’s Kids at Shane’s Party, Mom Posts, Blue-icide, Shane Finds Something From the Past, Praise Juices, Toys From the Past

WORDPLAY: Horses and Technology

NEW WORDPLAY: Camping and Beverages

TOPICS: Intro, General Lee, He Man, My Little Brony, Windsor Salt, Dan Song, Dick Pics
WORDPLAY: Birds and Death
NEW WORDPLAY: Horses and Technology

TOPICS: Photoshoot, Yak,  Albert Einstein, Basement From the Past, Freezer From the Past
WORDPLAY: Computers and Cars
NEW WORDPLAY: Birds and Death

TOPICS: Clay Clolour Car, Show Guests, Brain Freeze Podcast Network, Shane Falls Through Floor, Tom's Gift for Fathers Day
WORDPLAY: Beer and Hookers
NEW WORDPLAY: Computers and Cars

TOPICS: Boring Building Talk, We Go the Distance, Gun Laws, Saying Things Wrong, Helvetica

WORDPLAY: Rappers and Sickness

NEW WORDPLAY: Beer and Hookers

TOPICS: Coldy Can, Septums, Lozenges, Archaeology
WORDPLAY: Vegetables and Natural Disasters
NEW WORDPLAY: Rappers and Sickness

TOPICS: Biergarten, Boil, Underwears, Icelandic Hotdogs, Cucumber Incident, Swiss Chalet, Earthquake
WORDPLAY: Tim Hortons and Working Out
NEW WORDPLAY: Vegetables and Natural Disasters

TOPICS: Vintage Video, Shane Thinks He's Different, Freyja, Shane's Building
WORDPLAY: Weed and Bowling (Golf and Gun)
NEW WORDPLAY: Tim Hortons and Working Out

TOPICS: Tom plays the squeezebox, Bowling, Our original Squeezeboxies, Barrium Throat Enema

WORDPLAY: Dogs and Russia

NEW WORDPLAY: Weed and Bowling

TOPICS: Lost, Tom's New Apartment, Finest in Meats and Sausage, Our New Dog
WORDPLAY: Gum and Florida
NEW WORDPLAY: Dogs and Russia

TOPICS: Falcon Heavy, DB and BS, Tom’s New Phone, North Korean Gum, Ken Visits, Food…
WORDPLAY: Sex (Kissing) and Space
NEW WORDPLAY: Gum and Florida

TOPICS: Making Out, Ken Visit, Rockets, RIP Baby Miles
WORDPLAY: Vacuums/Cleaning + Crap
NEW WORDPLAY: Sex and Space

TOPICS: Half a Friend, Google Translate, Fahrenheit/Celsius, The Vacuum Incident, Bath Turd
WORDPLAY: Ceiling Storage
NEW WORDPLAY: Vacuums/Cleaning + Crap

TOPICS: The Mall, B and E, Gifts, Boblo
WORDPLAY: Stranger Things + Baseball
NEW WORDPLAY: Ceiling Storage

TOPICS: New House, Bathroom Mirrors, Strange Things, FART, Nick Howe Audio, Squatty Potty
WORDPLAY: House + Sex
NEW WORDPLAY: Stranger Things + Baseball

TOPICS: New House, Beard Underwear, Almost Burned our House Down, Where's My Jug?
WORDPLAY: Tooth (Teeth) + Music
NEW WORDPLAY: House + Fire

TOPICS: Duck Encounter, Canada 150, Tooth Delay
WORDPLAY: Hot and Feet
NEW WORDPLAY: Tooth (Teeth) + Music

TOPICS: The farm, Bums and Boobs, Cabbage Patch, Giant in a Bathroom, Suislide
WORDPLAY: Dads and Back to the Future
NEW WORDPLAY: Hot and Feet

Topics: Tom talked about some stuff, Shane talked about his trip to Kingston and then there was some Wordplay (Germany and Japan) Next Weeks Topic: Dads and Back to the Future

Topics: Mandela Effect, Cranky Tom, Hofbrau, Creepy Vans

New Audio Set Up, Dead Pool Dog, Scare Climber

Wordplay: Beverages and Breathing New Wordplay: Dogs and Dead

Topics Include: New Audio, New Website, New Wet Dreams, New Squeezebox*  WORDPLAY: Back and Genitals  NEW WORDPLAY: Beverages and Breathing

Topics include: Podcast Barfketing, Daniel, Shit-Dog Eating Dog Shit WORDPLAY: Cats and Hospitals NEW TOPIC: Back and Genitals

Hey Everybody, once again, Tom and I are back from a extremely long hiatus...it's like our thing now? right? This is a long one (snicker). We talk about drones and Misters and Shane's back. Enjoy!

Oh, just some chat about Shane's trip to Iceland and some various hot dogs. Tom tells a indoor lawn tale. Wordplay is Pizza and Shit, New Topic is Airplanes and Hotdogs

After a bit of a break the stars align and Shane and Tom pump out a new show. Enjoy  Wordplay: Time and the Sea

Blair, BBQ, Fear of Organized Holes, Scary Bank People

Blair, Fear of Organized Holes, 12 Monkeys Guy at Bank, Wilbur, Chef Shorts

Listen with your ears, I have no idea what we talked about. New Wordplay: Eastern Europe and Undergarments (aka underwears)

Sorry this took so long to post. This is the audio recording of our 10 Year Analversary show. We've added some audio at the end from some of our fans over the years. You can watch the live show here  You can also watch our live anniversary show from 2009 here Enjoy!

Topics Include: Like the title says, Pretty Much Nothing. This was a shorter episode, but we're planning our next episode celebrating our 10 years podcasting. We will be having a live show next Sunday, keep you posted on exact time.

Topics Include: Making a Murderer, Niagara Falls, Exposure NEW WORDPLAY: Zoo Animals and Boats/Ships

Topics Include: New Microphone, and then some other stuff we don't remember. Oh, maybe something about Christmas, and cereal. WORDPLAY: Star Wars + Cereal

Topics Include: Not Grape Nuts, Drones, More Gym Stories. WORDPLAY: Cooking and Basketball and Fat Superheros NEW TOPIC: Cereal and Star Wars.

Tom's Finger Bee Sore, Super Fan, Front to Back Challenge, Halloworst, Nuts for Grapenuts. New Wordplay: Fat Superheros

Topics Include: Shane's New Car, Tom's Glasses and other gloriousness, Ross, Ken, Apple WORDPLAY: Prison System and Sex NEW TOPIC: Chefs/Cooking + Basketball

Quick post, listen and laugh.

We have a special aquatic treat for you... or at least it was a treat for us. This week we record our show in a giant backyard bathtub (also known as a pool). Sorry about the audio for the first few minutes, may not want to have the volume too high in your ear speakers (phone was in a ziplock.) Wordplay This Week: Bears and Hockey, Next Weeks Wordplay: Psychics (New Age) and Dogs

This week we talk about a whole bunch of things we don't like, maybe you don't like them too, and then..well...that would be awesome. Wordplay discussed on this episode is Bread and Hospitals. Next week's Wordplay is Bears and Hockey (we think it's a tough one..hopefull not un-bear-able)

Topics Include: A little trip to the hospital, Neon Brown, Worchesterchestershireshire Sauce, Head Dress and Head Sets. WORDPLAY: Surfing and Homeless  NEW TOPIC: Bread and Hospitals 

Back in our old recording grounds (Helvetica's Grave) We chat about the stampede, Dead Raccoons, The Flu and the Detroit burbs. WORDPLAY: Prison and Sleep

Three episodes in 4 weeks!!, this is craziness! Tom and Shane meet in the pick-up park and talk about sleep problems and gym etiquette. Enjoy.

Oh man! This may be the longest show we've ever done! A great story about our good friend, who fell down at the bar.

We are back folks! This show was a blast with many many conincidences #sauna #finnish #itsalongone

After a long hiatus we are back! Hope you all are well. Today we talk about bugs, dads, toenails, and various other wonderful things.

Christmas Time Audio Fun!

Just listen to the damn show for the topics, it's way better when it comes from our word holes.

Topics Include: Tom talks about the weird things that happen at the bar and Shane talks about something funny that happened to him.

Topics Include: The Misters, Mini-Successes (Little Victories), A bag of disease, A pipe full of dead squirells.

We're Back, We talk about Tim Hornets, Bad Shirts, Childhood Drawings, Porn. We also need your suggestions on good 2 minute clips of our show. WORDPLAY: Bees and Coffee Shops

Hi everyone!! Take a listen, but we need your help. We are animating part of an episode, hopefully doing a whole show. But need you (our fan) to help us decide which 2 minute clip we should use....anything but hopefully something with good visuals and a mixture of Tom and I talking. Leave a comment below please or send email to shaneandtom@gmail.com

miss you folks, we'll do a new show soon, it's been way to long and we are not dead.

This is a very unique setting for our show, almost naked, wet and laughing....Tom tells a horrible manstitute story.

Holy Crap, I cannot believe we hit 200! This is a fun one, We record our show while helping Tom move stuff. And there is a small Shane treat at the end. We talk about all the favourites, poop, bums, blowup dolls, books....., peeing in cups, you know? the usual. Enjoy friends and thanks for sticking around for way too much of us.

We're Back!, Baptist Invasion, Coming up on 7 years, Gay Prostitute, etc., Testosterone Update: Beaucoup de hair

Shane losing his mind after meet Jonsi from Sigur Ros on his front lawn.

Topics Include: I think we just talked about Shane....Tom may have said something. Oh, and sorry about the A/C fan sound.

Listen! There may be something funny to hear.

Hello friends, it's taken us 5 years to get a facebook page but by golly to the power of the purns we have one now. Please like us and you can now listen to all the episodes from the "Listen Here" link. https://www.facebook.com/shaneandtomssqueezebox

Topics Include: Acronyming Everything,Sandwich Board Pants, A Dumb Internet Game, Shane's Shrinking Balls, How We Wipe. WORDPLAY.

I'm totally not putting the topics here... let's just say bunnys are involved.

Topics Include: Webers Inn, Who are we talking to? Guy framing the world, Going to PAB! Dad's dead.

Just Listen

Hey, here are a couple of the photos we mentioned in the show and the audio of the shitty neighbours downstairs.

Hey friends, Tom and I thought we'd give you the best gift ever and record a show this year! Mabye we'll do one next year, lole. Be warned that we think you are awesome and thought you'd like an hour plus show, voila, in all its lengthly goodness.

Topics: Once you go old..., Canoe-Marry Me, Podcastinoma, Hindlicker-Smegma, Animated Series WORDPLAY: Christmas and Poo, NEW TOPICS. Muppets and Porn.

Holy crap, another show back to back.....ew.

I know, I know, this took a sweet ass long time to post, the best part is there is another one coming right behind it. I'm not putting the topics because I just want to get them up (lole) "get them up" Enjoy friends, -shane and tom

No Topics, I'm lazy. And No stupid accordian this time. Photo courtesy of The Scarborough Dude, I think that's Tom and I?

Topics Include: 1000 degrees, New Website, Shane's lame neighbours, The Devil Crack, Horrble Poo story from Tom, Shane shares way too much information about his hog. WORDPLAY: Sex and Space, NEW WORDPLAY: Men and Woman.

Topics Include: Fixy Bikes, Mike Smadu, Bat Calves, BMH, Chain Falls Off, Cat Tail Toilet Paper, Bad Bathroom Stories, Voint of Piew, Japandal, UFO, WORDPLAY: Shane and Smoking  NEW TOPIC: Sex and Space

Topics Include: Shane Smoking, Searching Balls, Bumbling Things, The Cookie Crumbles, Clapper, SMART STUF: Flower looks like a Flower, I Need Help, Pirates and Tom Sawyer, Crack House WORDPLAY: Girls and Cars.  NEW TOPIC: Shane and Smoking   

Hey friends, Shane here. I know this is shameless self promotion but I'm pretty excited about my new website for my design business and new online shop. I want to share it with you like fleas. Hope you enjoy. Tom and I are going to record a new show tomorrow.

Topics Include: We think we have 4 listeners, Adam: Squeezebox Oracle, The Hollywood Podcast: Unkempt Book is awesome, Shane's trip to California, Toby moving out, Dumpster Smoking, Drowning Mice, Suet, Girlfriend, What happened to Secret?? 

Topics Include: Weird Space Box, Ordering at Tim Horton, The Drug House, Having a McDonalds, Licking Lightbulbs NEW WORDPLAY: Sex and Space

Happy New Year!,Topics Include: Christmas Message from Shane, False intro, Shane's new coat!, Santa and Religion, Shane Reacts to Photos Tom Shows to Him (will post photos later) Shane Almost Gets in a Fight, WORDPLAY NEXT WEEK: Strippers and Toilets

Thanks baby Jesus, It's a Christmas miracle, finally a new show.Topics Include: Toilets are not a chair, Lap dance on a toilet, Sock on foot, Tom busy, Shane busy, Gross Casts, Shane's new awesome roommate, Switching Rooms, John Thomas,  WE RECOMMEND THINGS: SHANE: Don't see Tron, Don't live with Toby, TOM: candychang.com and I Wish this Was stickers.  Scarborough Dude came to visit!  Stupid e-bike helmet.

Topics Include: Talking Cat, 2 Girls 1 Guy, Buzz Cut Pubic Hair, Dick's Jiggle, Banana Sex Toy, Shane's Man Crush, Country Music Sucks, The Windsor Miracle, Church Banners, We Got Male,  WORDPLAY: Bee and Sex NEW TOPIC: Name the Banana Sex Device. Shane and Tom Recommend Stuff