Dude, the pictures I have of you now, you have blue eyes. In this picture you have brown eyes.

I\\\'m so confused.

Is that a young David Hasselhoff?

cayla, not to be a knitpicker here, but if facebook is a compound noun, then isnt that just five words? (this comment really is just a joke) shane, how old are you in this? and where\'s oreo? and the fry daddy?

Your forehead is so heavy you look like an Asian kid!

Do you have your graduation tassels hanging from the rear view mirror in the Fit?

i have six: pretty fly for a white guy
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this is on your facebook!