Dec 10, 2009
oh my god these are great.
How bout Angels and Peemons....by Dan BROWN!
For when you\'re constipated: Charles Dickens\' Hard Times
Another from classic literature: D.H. Lawrence\'s Lady Shat-terley\'s Lover.
And this one is seriously a book: What\'s Your Poo Telling You? Here\'s the link: http://books.barnesandnoble.com/search/results.aspx?WRD=what+your+poo+telling+you&box=what%20your&pos=7
Yann Martel\'s Life of Pee
Thomas Pinch-one\'s: The Crying of Lot Farty-nine
Like the classics? How about Victor Hugo\'s Les Whizz-erables? (Les Whizz, for short).
Mark Twain\'s Adventures of Dingleberry Finn.
(Gads, that\'s awful.)
By Alexandre Poo-mas: The Count of Monte Piss-to.
(Alexandre Dumas\' Count of Monte Cristo)
Chick Lit in the bathroom: Bridget Jones\' Diarrhea
Teen fiction: The Vampire Diarrhea(s)
Kids\' Fiction: Diarrhea of a Wimpy Kid (ewww).
For reading in questionable (perhaps public) bathrooms: The Harry Squatter Series.
And for the little girls... Pee-zus & Ramona.
Magazine in the basket next to the toilet... National Pee-Ographic
Magazine for the teens: Seven-peen (
For the guys... ESPeeN magazine
And of course you need something for the children in the bathroom, like maybe Winnie the Pooh, and Peeder Rabbit. For the teens, I guess they\'d like a copy of dung-eons & Drag-ons (those are the poohs that just don\'t seem to wanna end)
Oh, and speaking of Shakespeer, I think you might like \'Much A Do-do About Nothing\', and maybe \'A Midsummer Night-stream\'.
Almost forgot - the Whizz-ard of Oz, and one of my favourites, the Dharma Bums.
And while I\'m at it, it\'s always nice to have beautiful nature books in the bathroom - I\'m thinking maybe the Kakabeka Falls, for example.
Let us not forget that you may want to check the Encyclopeedia to read up further on cat parasites.
Leo Tolstoilets War and Piss.
These are hysterically genius! Keep em comin\'!!
Well of course you\'d have to have The Complete Works of Shakespeer in your bathroom for starters.
BTW, remind me not to kiss Shane\'s pussy next time I visit!
I wouldn\'t mind a nice book of Pooetry too in the bathroom - as long as Shane doesn\'t piss all over it.