Sep 10, 2006
Topics Include: CBC Interview, Blackberries are dumb, Suckling on
your own tit, Eating Kleenex,Ugly Picketers, Shane's Jogging Suits,
Breaking the Toilet Seat.
WORDPLAY TOPIC: Ugly Picketers
Keep shouting, and laughing...we can hear you...obviously.
Oh, and keep breaking toilet seats with your enormous rear ends...because we love to get a laugh at the expense of weight problems.
Kidding dammit...breaking toilet seats is hilarious if you\'re big or small. Just think about it, if a small person broke a toilet seat it would even be funnier! But small people don\'t break toilet seats...get my drift?
...and if you need a translator for Tom\\\'s message (the real Tom - not me) I think he says someone MAY have a fat ass
Me again...
You find me a cat that produces baby formula and I will be your best friend forever!!!
God, we could even afford batteries for our iRiver - yeah, IRIVER!!!!
Dave
The Big Show ain\'t called The Big Show for nuthin\'
Glad you figured out \"gout\" I was driving in my car yelling it out to you.
I have a Blackberry from work. I\'m not a big fan, it\'s handy, but it is totally anti-social too. I was one of the last people out of my friends who got a cell phone, I\'ve always hated them.
Heather and I got a cell each when we she was preggers with Sam. The logic was she would call me if she was going into labour and I was off doing something somewhere. We never ended up needing them though, cause she went into labour at 3 AM. Now I have this brain tumour - stupid cell phones!
I\'m actually an advocate of this: http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/7830/
I want one so badly, but no dough. I just picture having my phone ring on the streetcar or subway, then pulling out this baby to answer it - awesome!
Got to get back to my kleenex before it gets cold.
Cheers,
Dave