Topics Include: Bathroom Stories from the West, Greesy Gracie and White Lighning, Screwing around with the Mud, "I need to go the the Washroom...in the sky", Keep Buying Foreign, WORDPLAY: Mud and sex.

Topics Include: Laymen, What to do with Helvetica, Tom's wife Seals the deal, Another Hamster Death, Water Cr-eat-ures, Shake the Hamster, The Epic Burial of Helvetica.