Topics Include: Weekly Funnycast, Tom's Basement, Canadian Military Costumes are Low Res, Yukon, Spoiled Toilet Paper, BMX-ing, Shane Stands up at a Wedding, Shane Crosses His Arms, Shane Swears in front of Kids. SOUNDY MOUTHS: Bikes, Oldperson, Crashes, Deck Chair.

Topics Include: Half a Baby, Do New Babies Smell, Male Specific Evening, Groom Debris, Bow and Arrow, , NEW SEGMENT: SOUNDY MOUTHS, Bump into someone listening to the show, Purrrna the new cat, Pussy Pussy. NEXT WEEKS WORDPLAY: Smelly Babies.

TOPICS: Not sure!

Topics Include: Dead Skunks, Mermaphrodite, iPuke, Dry Eyes, Shane on You: Pant Sizes, Tom Falls, WORDPLAY : Church and Food, NEXT WEEK: Smart Stuff.

Topics Include: Church Cafe, The Car Before the Horse, Getting Cracked, WORDPLAY: Sex and Driving. NEW TOPIC: Church and Food

Topics Include:Shane doesn't know the words to songs, Jho signing Bryan Adam in her dreams, Shane's Dreams, Potvin's Rule!, Another broken window, WORDPLAY: Fashion and Bad, NEW TOPIC: Roadtrip and Sex Shop

Topics Include: Windsor Shirt, Sea Sickness Thing, Kids Mess, Shane hates things that are almost going to break, Dumb Conductor, Jean on Jean, Talkshow Hosts, WORDPLAY: Greetings and Water, NEW TOPIC: Fashion and Bad.

Topics Include: Fun with Boats, Shane the crushing cartoon, Wedding with gravy, Savory Desserts, Beardicles, WORDPLAY: Wood and Widows, NEW TOPIC: Water and Salutations.

Topics include: E-Bikes, Bikes and Hogs, Cat Sat, Dumb Waiter, Underwears NEW WORDPLAY TOPIC: Wood and windows

Topics Include: The Style Episode, Shane and Tom discuss their styles in the past, and a few tangents.

We talk about stuff and other stuff, including how Tom and I met.

Topics???

Topics to come

Topics Include: Bye Oreo, Kingston, The Uke, Hole in Back, Mandibles, WORDPLAY : Middle East and Holiday/Beach TANGENT-Smart Stuff, NEW TOPIC: Michael Jackson and Dead.....**ROAD TRIP BONUS STORY: The Fly, Small Town/Big Deal

Tom and I went to PAB (The podcast convention), and someone uploaded this pic to Flickr. All I have to say is LOLE, I think Tom's tongue is acutally touching my face.

Topics to come

Topics Include: Long Grass, Gay Lion, Dumb in the Park, Meat Soap, "Don't look now, it's Tom", Weird Dancing Dude, WORDPLAY: Church and Food NEW TOPIC: Meat and Soap

Topics Include: My Old House, Biker Ladies, Jeans with no belt, Bum Industry, Tom doesn't get mountain biking, Shane found THE new tranquil place, Jerseys as clothes, tisk tisk, WORDPLAY: Explosions and Booze, NEW TOPIC: Church and Food.

Topics Include: (In no particular order) My Sister Oreo, Numb Bum, Cry-y Movies, Matching Clothes Couples, and Other Ridiculousness.

Topics Include: Right Field-Wrong Field, Douche-Bag driver was actually Nice, People you wanna not like, Booze that Travels, Shitty Sex, WORDPLAY: Shane and Tom and Cop Shows NEW TOPIC: Booze and Explosions

Topics Include:Mike Tysons Punch, Hate Li'l, 3.T. The Extra Testicle, Weird Oreo in the Middle of the Night, Presents for Shane, Undie Swap, iPood in the Dark, WORDPLAY: Sex and Mud, NEW TOPIC: Shane and Tom-izing Cop Shows.

Topics Include: Bathroom Stories from the West, Greesy Gracie and White Lighning, Screwing around with the Mud, "I need to go the the Washroom...in the sky", Keep Buying Foreign, WORDPLAY: Mud and sex.

Topics Include: Laymen, What to do with Helvetica, Tom's wife Seals the deal, Another Hamster Death, Water Cr-eat-ures, Shake the Hamster, The Epic Burial of Helvetica.

Topics Include: Half of 'em, Alive Hair, Tom's Late, Annoying Drivers, How Would Jesus Drive, SMART STUFF: The Moon Landing???. Nuclear Intercept, iNuke, Speed Dating with a Bin Laden, Cell Phones Everywhere, THIS WEEK IN DUMB: Shane- Stupid-Head Phones

Topics Include: One up, Weird Vegetables, The Finger Factory, Getting to Bed Late, Himalayan Hamster, Member Waterbeds, WORDPLAY: Dinosaurs and All things Shane and Tom NEW WEEK: This Week in Dumb

Topics to come

Hey, Tom and I got together today and recorded 30 minutes of a new show and the recorder shut down and it corrupted the file. I apologize but we didn't have the energy to do it all over again. Tom will try to salvage it but no guarantees. We'll put out another one next week.

Topics Include: Chicken in Eggs (Again), Fruit with meat in it, Helvetica the Hamster has Died, Face Hair, Ra-bits, THIS WEEK IN DUMB:Tom:Coffee Talk Shane: Dart Night

As you all may know, Helvetica "The Hamster" wasn't doing to swell as of late. Anyways, just wanted to inform that he/she has moved on to the "Big wheel in the sky". He/she's little heart didn't make it through the night. We will be having a short service during our next episode on Sunday. He/she will be missed by myself and Oreo.

Topics Include: Best Revenge Story...Period, White as a diaper, Sniffing Sponges. WORDPLAY: Dog and Stolen NEXT WEEK: This Week in Dumb

Topics Include: New Tranquil Place, Odd names, Dog Gone!, Pushing the Needle, Vote for Tom's Bar, WORDPLAY: Pleasuring Ones Self and Music, NEW TOPIC: Dogs and Stolen

As you may already know, I (Tom) own a music venue in Windsor, Ontario.
It is special. And not in THAT way.

There's this vote happening on CBC Radio 3 with regards to my music venue, Phog Lounge.

Searchlight has a contest right now which will decide (by votes alone) the Best Live Music Venue in Canada.

I think Phog Lounge is that place for a litany of reasons.
However, as listeners in many countries, and from all over the place, this isn't necessarily pressing for you to do...to go to cbcradio3.com (http://radio3.cbc.ca/polls/?pollId=31) and vote on a daily basis...BUT...
It would help to forward this cause, this effort to be voted Best Live Music Venue in Canada.

If you would be so kind as to help me out with this project, I would be forever grateful.
Again, the link is - http://radio3.cbc.ca/polls/?pollId=31 - and you are able to vote every 24 hours.

We are a 60-capacity venue, going up against places in TORONTO that hold just short of 1000 people per show. These places are impersonal, yes, but they have followers nonetheless. I need your votes desperately from now until February 24th, every day. Is that asking too much?
The most dedicated fan base will win, plain and simple.

So, please help.
I love you.

LIVE SHOW LINK-CLICK HERE

Topics Include: Board Games, Saying Stuff Wrong, Shane's Appointment, Next Weeks Live Video Show on ustream.com, WORDPLAY: Pork and Beverages, NEW TOPIC: Pleasuring One-Self and Music

Topics Include: More about "Man Bags", Ross, Beer Stories-Brown Tooth, To Save-ah the flay-vah, WORDPLAY: Internet and Religion/Old (shane did the wrong one) NEW TOPIC: Pork and Beverages

Topics Include: Making Donuts, "Hey, I'm cool, I make donuts", Old People Wiping Out, "I'm going to Pee!", "I've got to go, I'll be right back" THIS WEEK IN DUMB: (S) Fly Down (T) Slurry Mouth

Topics Include: Ground Tweezers, New Years Resolutions, Y/B Undies, "Why does it have a door?", Sausage Doll, Adolf........, Man Bag Rules, WORDPLAY: Dead and Sex Nextweek: This Week in Dumb

Topics Include: Missing Recorder, Missing Keys, Dead Sexy, Mile High Diaper, Shane Hates Static, Text Mishap, Codelia Dinky, WORDPLAY: Penis Cozy, NEW TOPIC: Dead and Sex

 Topics Include: Climbing, Croch-et, All I want for Christmas, Kangaroo, Angry Boy, How to Make Bacon Rounds, Taylor. WORDPLAY: Food and bands, NEW TOPIC: Name the penis cozy, and sayings on it.

Just a little note from Shane, Oreo and Helvetica.

Hey Everyone, Tom and I recorded a new show on Sunday but somehow our audio recorder has been misplaced....yup, not good. We're bummed, cause that ep may be gone forever,  let alone the expensive digital recorder may never be returned. So please be patient (as you always are), if it doesn't turn up we'll have to think of some other way to record a new show. Happy Late December (generic enough?) You'll hear from us soon

shane and tom

Topics Include: Santa and Jesus, Opening both doors, We will never..., Texting came too late, NEW WORDPLAY TOPIC : Food and Bands

Topics Include: Shane's Tropical Treats, Tom's Tropical Treats.
NEXT WEEKS WORDPLAY:... not sure?