Topics Include: Stuff...

Topics to come

Topics Include: Gaight, Gettting prepared for stuff, He's Hat, WORDPLAY: Sex and Casinos.

Topics Include: Picnic Table Teen Poetry, Bicken, Shane Comments on Tom's Clothes, Diary Podcasts?, E-Bikes, Watermelon Lovers, Windtucky, This Week in Dumb (TWID) Tom: Pizza on Face, Shane: Shred the CD.

Topics Include: Casino-no's, Shi-tea, Our Friends "The Peppers" Show up, MRI Update, Stiff Neck, WORDPLAY: Chicken Stripper.

 Topics Include: Shane gets broken in, "Am I clean?", The Kill, THIS WEEK IN DUMB (TWID) Tom: Bitches, Shane: Pee Shoes.

Topics to come: Poo and Pee-le, Chicken Stripper, Adventure Race, The Stall, Deuces Wild, "Take the Bike". WORDPLAY: Picking your nose in the CAR. NEWTOPIC (in 2 weeks) Chicken Stripper

Topics Include: Shane back from vacay, Mom'd Apartment, Croc of S#*T, Booger Container, Honking by accident. WORDPLAY: Pleasure oneself room/office NEW TOPIC: Picking nose in car.

Topics to come: Thanks Tom

Topics to come

Topics Include: Shane's Bad Story(last week), Tom's Skin Hair, Tanning, Squirrel and Nuts, "Hey You!.. Nice_______, Protein Powder, Homeboys, Sorry Officer, WORDPLAY: Too Young to Breast Feed, NEW TOPIC: Tanning and Cooking.

Topics Include: Pee-king in Garbage, Mom staying at Shanes apt, Saying the wrong thing, Beaver WORDPLAY: Embarrassed at the gym. NEW TOPIC:

Topics Include: Our trip to the podcast convention, The casino cough, Wrapping it up, WORDPLAY: Genitals and Booze, NEW TOPIC: Discomfort and embarrassment at the gym.

Having returned from Kingston, the podcaster conference called PAB (Podcasters Across Borders), I have only great things to say, which I will do in future posts.

I want to share the relative success with a t-shirt idea Shane and I came up with.

I wanted to make a huge sentence with mentions of all the social media applications in it, (I Digg when Twits Pownce on del.icio.us ideas...), and then print it on the front of a t-shirt. I figured it would draw praise and giddiness from podcasters and social/new media nuts.

But Shane honed the idea into a giant "Hello My Name Is..." name tag with all of the fields being the social media applications, and then blank spaces left to be filled in with a fabric marker or a Sharpie. I loved the idea, and in a day Shane had a finished design. I burned the image of the design on the screen at Phog, and brought it to Kingston. Shane brought shirts, and we slowly took orders, and then made them to order in our hotel room during the dinner break on Saturday night.

And now I think we'll have our hands full printing more, as were are more than willing and able to do so.

The best part of the "fill in the blank" t-shirt with social media info is that if you go to conferences (and you need to wear those lanyards with your name and information on it, which never sit right) you can simply tell someone to take a photo of your shirt and they instantly have LOADS of contact info that people today are coming to collect. This shirt should be a staple for conferences. Heh-heh...

If you didn't notice 111 cut out half way through.
Sorry about the screw up, here is the full episode 111(b).

Well look at me, what a stupid face, All of you saying "Wow, after 2 and a bit weeks, there is finally an episode", then about 20 minutes in, NOTHING!. "Is this a cruel joke?" you say, "Are they just talking really quiet?", Nope!,  I was in a rush last night and didn't listen back to the show. I will make this better, What I'll do is just repost as a new name, 111(b), and it will be the whole show.
Sorry folks
shane

"Don't give up on me dad" (what movie is that from?)

Lazy Lazy Lazy

I made a joke during the last show about two sets of pubic hair meeting up and making a Velcro peeling sound.
Well, I saw this microscopic view of Velcro and felt like I HAD to share.
Nice.

Topics Include: Doing a Video Show, Shane's Biggest Organ, Lotion, Tom's Hairy Arms, Harvard Lampoon, Man Velcro, Pee Cup, Shit & Piss, Kleenex Boxes, WORDPLAY: Religious T's, NEW TOPIC: Crap and Shoes

Ha, I just noticed that episode 102 had pickle in the name, Pickle on the brain I guess, all of its pickley goodness. Topics may come later, or not.

I'm not telling, it will be a surprise

My recorder has, for some reason, refused to connect to my computer. What this means is that I cannot simply drag the MP3 files onto the Net.
I must now dub them, real time, until I am able to then re-format the device.
So, please be patient, and we have a show, "in the can", but are unable to loose it on all of you.
Sorry.
Be patient.
Tom

Topics Include: Ross' Pumper, Making Faces, Whale Sex, Church Tom, Bike Riding and Bad Helmets, Baby Shawarma, Grunts, Hamsterbate, 1 out of Gay, WORDPLAY: Dumb and Japanese NEW TOPIC: Running and Sex.

Topics to come.

Topics Include: Happy Birthday Oreo, Long Hair, clippers, Hamster Hammer, Hammers Asunder, Bad Hats, Uber Pattern Hoodies, Premature Short Wearers, Un-Fan of Fans, "ODD" and Even, WORDPLAY: Tampon/Maxi and Air Freshener, NEW TOPIC: Old Pets

Bowling, Canadian Podcast Buffet, Podcasters Across Borders Registration, Sean McGaughey, Senior Citizen Love Making, CBC Radio 3, Craig Norris, Quirks and Quarks, Clay Pigeons, Sprinkler Pee, Fatty and Skinny ("Hamsterbating"), Burying Food Under Mattress, Air Freshener Tampons, Ear cleaning with tampons?, Karate Kid Hand Drum, Shane's Elimination Diet, Sticky Ball and Growing Snake Dollar Store Gifts, Sponge Smell, and an actual clip of Craig Norris and Tom at the end of the show...
Holy links Batman!

I think Shane may wet himself, and I hope he does it while wearing jogging pants!
He will not believe that I finally mentioned Squeezebox while I scored some time on the "air".

That's me with my CBC Radio 3 swag!
I was honoured to have the opportunity to co-host the Craig Norris Hour on Thursday's show. Dan Misener (Jim Dupree: Enthusiast) was kind enough to drag me around his workplace, and give me a day I'll never forget.

Radio 3 has done more for Canadian indie music than the rest of Canadian music stations, as far as I'm concerned. I mean, really, they legitimized a huge portion of talent by existing with strong people at the helm.

So yeah, that might mean we'll get more listeners to the podcast. And if you're one of the people who decided to check out our show because Craig was kind enough to mention it...welcome.

Oh, and uh, hold on to your hats, because this show's content is far more rocky than most.

Remember my comment a couple of shows ago about ICQ?...I think I said "I Sikh You" and we had a good laugh.
Well, I saw this the next day and cracked up.

ICQ Toothpaste. Delicious, clean-mouthed chatting.

I forgot to post it until now, as I clean off my desktop of recent screen-captures.

Topics Include: Tom's not a Glove Wearer, Pumping Gas, Beer Story: Couldn't Hold It, Finding Money, Underwear Paper, Booze Idiot, WORDPLAY: Toys and Pee, NEW TOPIC: Finding Money

Topics Include: Telemarking, Ameri ca-ca, Taffy, French Winter Festival, Wetting Toy Dogs, Dumb Toys, Value Village, Odd Ads, Shit up a Rope, Bad Porn, Cry = Throw Up, Sikh-ing Helmets, 31 days at the Gym, Seeing old Guys Nude WORDPLAY: Italian and adjusting Junk, NEW TOPIC: Pee and Toys.

Topics to Come

For those of you who tuned into our 100th Episode Live Podcast Extravaganza thank you so much, Tom and I had lots of fun and it was so nice to speak to some of you who were scattered around our fair planet. For those who had trouble listening we are sorry, apparently there are some limitations to the software, but it is way cool we were even able to do it. As for posting the show, you can click on the link to the right (to review past episodes) and listen to it in its entirety (but it is choppy), I'm editing out all the dead space right now but the show was 2 hours so it will take some time, but when I'm done I will post it on the site.
Now for our next 100! Gosh!
shane

Hi All, I have the info on calling in to the live show on Sunday for the 2 of you that will call. You will need Skype, (google it) or if you want to call from you landline you can but cost way more money. Second you will need to buy some credits for Skype, 5-10 bucks goes a very long way and  you can call any long distance number in the world at very low rates.

If you can't call in, you can click the link to the right (once the show has started, everyone will need to do this to listen live), this will bring you to the live show page, and you'll need to click the green "START MY CALL" button in the middle, and you will get a pop up window where you can chat with us (no charge) and see what everyone else is typing.

Hope it all goes well, 

Here is the phone number to call in, 1 724 444-7444
Enter Call ID-10363#
Then Enter PIN- you will have your own pic

Hope to hear from you.
shane

Topics Include: Tim Hortons LIVE!, Jobs!Jobs, Tube Shirt, Curdle, Speanuts and Punties, Windsor Honda, FOB, Frequency Beaver, Fettucini with..., Shitty Doors, Throat Clearing, Meeting a Listener, WORDPLAY: Hate the Past, Almost Hit the Wall

I just saw this pic on Facebook and had to post it, awesome! This is Tom's Niece, Carly (glasses) and her friend Cayla (not glasses). Their school is right near the park where we record the show. They went and took some pics near the weird dead squirrel in the tree, so funny.
Thanks Cayla and Carly!!

Topics Include: Loser Fans, Milkbag Jersey, Jesus!, What's That?, Urinal Pucks Smell Good,NBA Dunks, Off Come On, Melted Butter, Rash, Dog Rub, Druids, Ferdinan/Fred the Squirrel, Hating the Past, WORDPLAY ANSWERS: Fag Feet, NEW TOPIC: Hating the Past

We have now set a date for our 100th episode live show. It will be on Sunday, February 24th 2008 at 12:01pm Eastern Standard Time (Toronto). The show will run about 2 hours, you can listen live by clicking the Talk Shoe Link (to the right) and also call in by VOIP or by Skype, or landline(but that will cost standard long distance rates). I will post the number to call closer to the date, and outline the instructions. We are really looking forward to hearing from you.
shane and tom

Topics Include: Dumb Hounds, Dumb SuperBowl, Don't you know who we are?, Manties, Diamond Shreddies, Dumb Ads, Tree Burning, Lead Tinsel, Inverse Cooler, "It's a Monster!", Drag Feet, Tube Shirts WORDPLAY ANSWERS: Forgot to Record, NEW TOPIC: Fag Feet

Topics Include: The Lost Recording, Flying Squirrel Too, Boo-Cocky, Boy Buoy, Tibbles Kibble, Smoking Hot Coffee, Beericide, Possum Tumbler, Dumb Toys, Obi-Gone-Kenobi, Need Ep.53, Shane's Retainer, Hot Shoe, Live Show EP #100 Coming Soon, NEW WORDPLAY TOPIC: What is it called when you Podcast but forget to hit record?

Topics Include: 2nd Anniversary, Tom's Hurty Back, Chicka-Chicka, Purple Beret, Stop Looking in My Ear, Licking Qtips, Paper Sleeve Babies, Alot of Doctor WORDPLAY: Fish Cereal, tangent: Fish Head

Topics Include: Dumpy Dogman, A Swim Around the Bowl, Space Oreo, Catatonic, F@#k F@#k F@#k F@#k, Swearing in Other Languages, Nutty Allergies, Holy Shirt, WORDPLAY : Hobo Neck Scarf NEW TOPIC: Fish and Cereal

Hope your New Years Eve was as exciting as mine, and by exciting I mean, putting a little glitter hat on Oreo and Helvetica and playing Old Wang Mine,  or whatever that song is called on my Squeezebox. Don't be jealous now, 364 more days and you can try it for yourself. We'll have a new show at the end of this week.
bye bye
shane

Hi

Topics Include: Nylons, Hide and Poo Seek, Toilet Bolts, Spotted Dick, Helvietica Condensed, Neck Steak, Happy Sandwich Christmas, Scallop Butter, Mysterious Gifts. New Wordplay Topic: Name the Hobo neck scarf.

Sorry Folk, I just listened to the EP and noticed that there was 10 minutes at the end, and voila! here it is.

 This weeks episode was a donkey show, We tried to get together on Friday but we forgot the recording equipment. We stated this episode and the batteries died 10 mins in, we got new batteries and those ones died too.....somebody is telling us something??
Enjoy