Topics Include: Coffee Drip, Chicken Pads, 4 Patties, RL, Rock on dude!, WORDPLAY ANSWERS: Butter Deoderant NEW TOPIC: Meat Pad

Sorry about the end, the music is way too loud. We're idiots
shane

Topics Include: Shane's Dream: Tuna-J, An interview with Zebra Pants, Mongolian Stuffed Marmot Grill, Beige Socks. WORDPLAY: Tequila and Milk, NEW TOPIC: Butter Deoderant

We are proud to announce that we have become a new member of the Rogic Podcast Conglomerate family. Tom and I were birthed through the "portal" and are doing just fine (once we clean the goo off of us and cut the cord, and by cord I don't mean mic cord) we will be ready to enjoy our new life under the caring eye of Rogic. Check our site out at www.rogic.com to sample all the other fine shows.

Nothing will change here, and you'll still be able to access everything as usual.

Hee hee yeahhhhhhhhh!

shane and tom

"One of the funniest episodes so far!"- Squeezebox listener

Topics Include: Halloweird , Tom's awkward Dr. Encounter, Parents are not nuts over peanuts. WORDPLAY TOPIC: Peanut related demise

Topics Include: Uh oh!, Your Dad might be angry, Inflatable Buildings, Shane hurt his neck, Gross Doctors Offices, PRNDL, WORDPLAY ANSWERS: Old People Pick up Artists (or something like that).

Topics Include: Tom sweats the bed, New streamlined format, Dude pissed on my shoe, Almost dying, Crap in a bucket, I smell burnt toas............, Big Tipper!!, Kids laugh at old guys unit.  WORDPLAY: Drowning Cats  NEW TOPIC: Old people picking up old people.

Topics Include: Round Boy and his Meat Truck, A veritable porn-ucopia, Chubby Dead Bunny, Tom's show and Tell

To our listeners: Tom and I are trying to get a show out to you as soon as possible, I know you're saying "But Shane put out that wonderful episode, showing off his unique ability jam it out on the squeezy-machine, and I am so satisfied with that".........Um, no you're not!. We have been uncharacteristicly busy the last two weeks and by some act of god (small 'g')  we have not been able to hook up and produce our show. We are trying and the material is still building. Keep your ears peeled. We'll be back soon.
We are so in like with you....and yes, in an awkward way!
shane and tom

Tom drowndid Shane in a bucket of water, Shane WILL be resesitated (eww, not by Tom) in the next couple of days. Here is a short limerick written by Shane to tide you over, or not. Feel free to not listen!

Topics to Come: I think there was something about cats?

Topics Include: CBC Interview, Blackberries are dumb, Suckling on your own tit, Eating Kleenex,Ugly Picketers, Shane's Jogging Suits, Breaking the Toilet Seat.
WORDPLAY TOPIC: Ugly Picketers

On Wednesday, September 6th Shelagh Rogers interviewed myself (Shane), Tim from "Twisted Wrist Podcast" and Valerie from "Description Podcast" about our podcasts. This is the Radio version of the show ( about 30 minutes) but we continued off air for another 30 minutes which was put in the CBC's Sounds like Canada -The Digital Extra Podcast

:You can subscribe for that in itunes at itpc://www.cbc.ca/podcasting/includes/slc.xml

:or download the file directly from http://www.cbc.ca/soundslikecanada/podcast.html

Morning!, I ,(Shane) will be interviewed by Shelagh Rogers today on CBC radio (National) So if you living in this fine land of ours, take a listen at 11:30am (it's on at 11:30am in every timezone). We are one of 3 podcasts that they will the interviewing. If you miss it don't worry, I will get a copy.

Topics Include: Bits of Shane's life "I think I wet the bed?", Tom's dog has stinky feet, Saying Wer-ids Wrong, A gift of Toe nails, WORD PLAY: Poor Taste Pet Store Slogans, No new Word play this week, we want you to send in suggestions on stories to tell.

Topics Include: Kiss you Bliss, Tom's Forced Laugh, What a CROC, Niagra Falls, B-ad's, American Etiquette in Canada, WORD PLAY: Flatulence Hot Tub, WORDPLAY TOPIC: Poor Taste Ad Slogans for a Pet Store.

Topics Include: Bird in Tom's Backyard, Eating Baby Food, The C-Bomb, Bumpernuts.com, Dutchtub.com, MMM..Doggy Treats

Topics Include: Jim Dupree: Enthusiast...DONE!, Zee and Zed...DONE, Chuckn' Movie Signs, More Bird Incidents, Owl-kebab, He says "You have a great accent......" she says "I can't hear you", Nylons are Ew, WORDPLAY : Jellyfish Hotdog, NEW WORDPLAY TOPIC: Recycling Old People.

Topics Include: Shane's Vacation, Bird Comment by Angela Misri, The Tea Bag Incident, Hair of the Dog Bowl, This Salad Bugs Me, "Shane on You": I Hate When Dogs Stay at the End of Their Leash, Why do you have to put popsicles up to the light?, Jelly Fish Hot Dog, WORD PLAY ANSWERS: Ass Grabbin' Cities. WORD PLAY TOPIC: Jelly Fish Hot Dog, Comment by Ross from Zee and Zed.

Topics Include: Shane's taking a week off, Who is Wayne Gretzky,
The Bird Incident, Miss-sized sandles, Humming Bird Fuel, "Detroit", The Unstick, WORDPLAY: Dog ball currency, NEW TOPIC: Ass grabbing city names.

Topics Include: Ghetto Wheelbarrel, Tom caught shaving his......, Dream Magicians suck, Winning Roachclips, Missing a Nut, Shane's Second Life.
WORDPLAY: Teeth with skin, NEW TOPIC:Dog ball currency

 Sorry, so sorry, Episode 40 will be uploaded Monday night due to technical difficulties......
We're in like with you
shane and tom

Topics Include: Shanes new car, Meeting the Kongshow, Passing Gretzky, We hate honking, Motor oil in your ear, colon clense, my yoga mat-tress, sewer vapor, WORDPLAY: Deep frying your hand.

Topics Include: Our trip to Podcasters Across Borders, Tom's Sicky, Bathroom Laughroom, Man Boobs, My Girlfriend Blew my Ball Joint, Your Breasts look Big, Doctors are dumb. WORDPLAY: Deepfrying your hand

Show notes to come! Sorry, at Podcasters Across Borders all weekend!

Topics Include: We don't talk, Guerilla Marketing, Inappropriate Gym Attire, Jeans skiing, A Moment with our Listener, You're in the Urinal, Random Articles of Clothes on the Road, Batman Cookie,  Hung like a......, 
Asian Bomb, WORDPLAY: Tom's nose hair

Topics Include: Bye Bye awkward goodbyers, Tom's out grown nose hair, The house of the Lord, Peas behind the fridge, Magical land, Oreo's stealth craps, Shane cries, Tom's dogs floor diaper, Turds on turds, A podcaster without a mp3 player?, Glow in the dark ass, WORDPLAY ANSWERS: hot podcasting, WORD PLAY TOPIC: Rogue nose hair.

Topics Include: SPECIAL GUESTS: Mark and Bob from the Canadian Podcast Buffet (hang out for the majority of the show),The easy way works!!, Shitting in the snow,  Shane has no shame, Shane gets sued for $200,000, Desert boots, WORD PLAY ANSWERS: Piss on laundry, WORD PLAY TOPIC: Hot Podcasting.

Topics Include: After school special, My new newt, Tom's odd named dogs with black tackle, OOPS! I pissed on his laundry and OOPS! I puked on a dudes ass, WORDPLAY ANSWERS: Hamster death, NEW WORDPLAY TOPIC: Peeing on laundry

This is episode 32 but I was screwing around with Audacity and increased the speed of it and Oh my god!!! I've been pissing my pants! I've posted it for fun. Hope you like it!

Topics Include: We're going to one LONGER episode per week, Oh my god I killed Thumper!, MMMM.. My Drain smells like Thanksgiving, Poundcake, Squeezebox T-shirts, Shane's pedicure, Apartment with a theatre, Hair art, WORD PLAY ANSWERS: Other names for getting hemorrhoids in Mexico, NEXT TOPIC: Hamster Homicide

New Format: We will be going down to one episode per week but they will be a bit longer (about 45-50 minutes). The show will be posted on Sunday night so you can enjoy a tasty helping of Squeezebox pie during your crappy Monday mornings. YUMMERS!!!!

Topics Include: Soda Mystic, TheGallery of Regretable Foods, The Easy Way to Stop Smoking, Tom's Interesting Mail, The Bladder Manager, WORDPLAY ANSWERS: Dirt Belt

Sorry friends, Tom and I were not able to hook up this week by some strange act of "Divine Castervention". We will not be posting a new episode until Friday (May 12th) and then again next Friday (May 19th). If there are any issues with this you can call our toll free number at  (nope.... don't have a toll free number) I guess you'll have to take a pic of your face with a really upset look on it and email it to us (we'll get the severity that way).

The squeezers
shane and tom

Topics Include: Can you give me a jump?, Passing out on the can in Cancun, WORD PLAY TOPIC: Getting hemorrhoids in Mexico.

Because I was in such a hurry last night uploading Ep.29 I forgot add a mp3 clip from Gabe. I will repost the show tonight.....sorry about that, you can punch me in the neck.  Here is the comment if you want to hear it. (You'll have to mentally insert into our show....it's a new game were gonna do) No, not really, I'm still a dum dum

shane

Topics Include: Someone actually listened to all of our shows (at once!), Breaking into the Beer Store with a pick axe, Silence, How much is two bits?, I hate Comic Sans, WORD PLAY ANSWERS: Skanky hostess

Topics Include: Word Play responses, Shane is a skyper, Knock-Knock!, WORD PLAY TOPIC: Dirt Belt, Falling off a building, Rambo Blew up my gas station, Can I borrow a cup of milk, Hot dog straw.

Topics Include: MMMMM..Sausages, Shaved S-mooth, Masterpieces in the Home, WORD PLAY: One big toe names.

Topics Include: New site coming, Shane doesn't care, Frydaddy, Our Purple Silk Shirts, Old colognes, myherritage.com, WORD PLAY TOPIC(answers come next week): Young hostesses.

Our proposed new shirts

Topics Include: Cat crap, Our new tshirts!!, Eating Ketchup, Fun with dumb Knock-Knocks, Shane the clencher and Shane the dart king, WORD PLAY: One long hair on neck and the juice that comes out of the mustard container before the mustard.

Topics Include: A cup of coffee insight, A tasteless Easter commercial, The Welsh flag (I'm good thanks!) WORD PLAY TOPIC: What's the name of a hand or foot with one big digit?

Topics Include: Hair washed by a dude, retrojunk.com, WORD PLAY: Mixed dog names.

Topics Include: Podcasts we've met, Tom M.C's a wedding, PODCASTERS ACROSS BORDERS, Shane's back is up about people who back up into parking spaces, One big toenail

Topics Include: I seem to have lost my topics, have you seen them?.........just listen to the podcast, for the love of Pete!

Topics Include: Our Article in The Windsor Star, My old baby (1989 Plymouth Horizon aka Cordelia), Crack whore at 7-11, White Russian with Breast Milk, We made 25 bucks!!, Porqupines and Beavers.

Podcasts Where the whole world can hear you talk Windsor’s newest talk radio program can’t be found anywhere on the radio dial — and that’s very much working in its favour. It’s hard to imagine a mainstream station giving air time to two amateurs whose idea of a show involves scribbling a word or two on a scrap of paper and then just winging it when the on-air light goes on. But, as it is for other similar podcasts, that spontaneous, uncensored spirit is the secret behind the growing success of Shane and Tom’s Squeeze Box, an online talk show produced by Windsorites Shane Potvin and Tom Lucier, who sometimes writes for this page. “Essentially, it was a chance for me to run into my friend Shane and actually be able to have the conversations we used to have before we ran out of time,� Lucier said of the show. “So, we basically behave the way we would if we were out with our other friends, except we have microphones.� The guys just completed their 19th episode and recently clocked in their 1,000th hit on their website shaneandtom.libsyn.com That’s quite the milestone considering their first show was posted barely two months ago. “The numbers are going up so it’s really, really exciting to see that,� said Potvin, a 28-year-old digital art director. The name Squeeze Box spun out of the first episode when Potvin picked up a toy accordion and began to play it as the opening theme song. Usually what follows is about 25 minutes to an hour of lighthearted, unscripted banter between the two friends on topics ranging from Potvin’s comedic childhood misadventures to Lucier’s notoriously entertaining letters of complaints to companies whose products failed him. Good chemistry “We always laugh and just kind of play off each other and we’re pretty good at that, I think,� Potvin said. Citizen broadcasting, while relatively new to Windsor, is huge in the United States, where an ex-MTV veejay helped develop a program that made the digital audio files compatible with MP3 players like the iPod. But listeners don’t need a portable player to tune in, as Windows Media Player and other similar programs will do the trick. New shows are mushrooming daily as more people are attracted to the appeal of producing raw radio-like programs for the worldwide Internet audience through minimal cost and effort. “It’s just something we get together, we have fun,� said the singlenamed Barry, who until October, was running what was potentially Windsor’s first podcast, Digital Anarchy Radio. “It’s just something for us to kill time, do something different.� rpennington@thestar.canwest.com or call 255-5529

Topics Include: Found Picture, The Kooky lady at Tom's Bar, Shane and Tom's Mountain Goat Hunt, Eating Balls, What Do Ya Know

Topics Include: Our CRAZY photo shoot, KO'd by a boxing videogame, Bluehair Chalet, Tom wins a Kong Show T'shirt

Topics Include: Comment Response Ping Pong, Tom's Fridgidare complaint letter, Shane's Thai scare.

Topics Include: Our Toilet Episode!. Padded, High, On a TV tray, you name it. Grab a newspaper and join us.

Topics Include: Adding "Hole" to any word makes it funny, Drinking coffee at the gym, Exploding Poo, Shane's cousin is in Brokeback Mountain, Where you listeners are from.

Topics Include: Shane's Bizzaro head problems, Tom almost gets cut by a zero, Buying a belly shirt off a dude, Accupuncture is awesome, Tom wins a Kong Show shirt.

Topics Include: Found stuff: 1988 Womens Basketball team, SWEET HAIR!, Beer Store-ies: Oh my god, he got hit by his own car!!, Tom's get sick diet

Topics Include: Our Listeners are great!, Dan Misner's one word impressions, Weighted Tea Bags....don't steal my invention, Tom needs help to Pee.

Topics Include: Bits of Shanes life:Caught in the fire with no pants, Bob Costes..isisis brilliant olympic coverage, The last supper: after dinner mints

Topics Include: Cookies!!!, Shane hates Dutchie donuts, Bugs in Tom's Raisin Bran, LOL is VL(Very Lame)

Topics Include: Clipping you nails in public....yuk!, Shane and Tom enjoy meat and Halls.

Topics Include: Our Impressions, Pop Rocks ROCK!, Chuck Norris, Podcast Review: The Faceless Podcast, Tom shaves his beard, The lame super bowl, WUNDERBAR!!!

Topics Include: "Bits of Shane's Life":Kicked in the gut and some pee came out, Tom "Making a Difference" with the Angst, Grapes with seeds (Bad), What is the deal with faxing these days.

Topics Include: Yeah!!! Sesame Snaps, Forrest Gump with Down Syndrome.

Topics Include: Apples tricky video cable trick, Podcast review: Counting the Numbers.

Topics Include: Turret Light, My Large-Regular Coffee, Our Friends at the Kong Show.

Topics Include: Dream Catchers in cars, Naked in gym hot tubs (ew!!)

Topics Include: Scientific America in Walmart, Hostel about Hostel, The Shack (Radioshack), "Le Show" (I will eat my microphone), Butter on my iPod, Jim Dupree.

Topics include: Dinner at DQ, Treat-zza Pizza, Donatelo the overweight ninja turtle, Elk hanging out in Montana, Shane's heaving cat.