Topics Include: Weekly Funnycast, Tom's Basement, Canadian Military Costumes are Low Res, Yukon, Spoiled Toilet Paper, BMX-ing, Shane Stands up at a Wedding, Shane Crosses His Arms, Shane Swears in front of Kids. SOUNDY MOUTHS: Bikes, Oldperson, Crashes, Deck Chair.

Topics Include: Half a Baby, Do New Babies Smell, Male Specific Evening, Groom Debris, Bow and Arrow, , NEW SEGMENT: SOUNDY MOUTHS, Bump into someone listening to the show, Purrrna the new cat, Pussy Pussy. NEXT WEEKS WORDPLAY: Smelly Babies.

TOPICS: Not sure!

Topics Include: Dead Skunks, Mermaphrodite, iPuke, Dry Eyes, Shane on You: Pant Sizes, Tom Falls, WORDPLAY : Church and Food, NEXT WEEK: Smart Stuff.

Topics Include: Church Cafe, The Car Before the Horse, Getting Cracked, WORDPLAY: Sex and Driving. NEW TOPIC: Church and Food

Topics Include:Shane doesn't know the words to songs, Jho signing Bryan Adam in her dreams, Shane's Dreams, Potvin's Rule!, Another broken window, WORDPLAY: Fashion and Bad, NEW TOPIC: Roadtrip and Sex Shop

Topics Include: Windsor Shirt, Sea Sickness Thing, Kids Mess, Shane hates things that are almost going to break, Dumb Conductor, Jean on Jean, Talkshow Hosts, WORDPLAY: Greetings and Water, NEW TOPIC: Fashion and Bad.

Topics Include: Fun with Boats, Shane the crushing cartoon, Wedding with gravy, Savory Desserts, Beardicles, WORDPLAY: Wood and Widows, NEW TOPIC: Water and Salutations.

Topics include: E-Bikes, Bikes and Hogs, Cat Sat, Dumb Waiter, Underwears NEW WORDPLAY TOPIC: Wood and windows

Topics Include: The Style Episode, Shane and Tom discuss their styles in the past, and a few tangents.

We talk about stuff and other stuff, including how Tom and I met.

Topics???

Topics to come

Topics Include: Bye Oreo, Kingston, The Uke, Hole in Back, Mandibles, WORDPLAY : Middle East and Holiday/Beach TANGENT-Smart Stuff, NEW TOPIC: Michael Jackson and Dead.....**ROAD TRIP BONUS STORY: The Fly, Small Town/Big Deal

Topics to come

Topics Include: Long Grass, Gay Lion, Dumb in the Park, Meat Soap, "Don't look now, it's Tom", Weird Dancing Dude, WORDPLAY: Church and Food NEW TOPIC: Meat and Soap

Topics Include: My Old House, Biker Ladies, Jeans with no belt, Bum Industry, Tom doesn't get mountain biking, Shane found THE new tranquil place, Jerseys as clothes, tisk tisk, WORDPLAY: Explosions and Booze, NEW TOPIC: Church and Food.

Topics Include: (In no particular order) My Sister Oreo, Numb Bum, Cry-y Movies, Matching Clothes Couples, and Other Ridiculousness.

Topics Include: Right Field-Wrong Field, Douche-Bag driver was actually Nice, People you wanna not like, Booze that Travels, Shitty Sex, WORDPLAY: Shane and Tom and Cop Shows NEW TOPIC: Booze and Explosions

Topics Include:Mike Tysons Punch, Hate Li'l, 3.T. The Extra Testicle, Weird Oreo in the Middle of the Night, Presents for Shane, Undie Swap, iPood in the Dark, WORDPLAY: Sex and Mud, NEW TOPIC: Shane and Tom-izing Cop Shows.

Topics Include: Bathroom Stories from the West, Greesy Gracie and White Lighning, Screwing around with the Mud, "I need to go the the Washroom...in the sky", Keep Buying Foreign, WORDPLAY: Mud and sex.

Topics Include: Laymen, What to do with Helvetica, Tom's wife Seals the deal, Another Hamster Death, Water Cr-eat-ures, Shake the Hamster, The Epic Burial of Helvetica.

Topics Include: Half of 'em, Alive Hair, Tom's Late, Annoying Drivers, How Would Jesus Drive, SMART STUFF: The Moon Landing???. Nuclear Intercept, iNuke, Speed Dating with a Bin Laden, Cell Phones Everywhere, THIS WEEK IN DUMB: Shane- Stupid-Head Phones

Topics Include: One up, Weird Vegetables, The Finger Factory, Getting to Bed Late, Himalayan Hamster, Member Waterbeds, WORDPLAY: Dinosaurs and All things Shane and Tom NEW WEEK: This Week in Dumb

Topics to come

Topics Include: Chicken in Eggs (Again), Fruit with meat in it, Helvetica the Hamster has Died, Face Hair, Ra-bits, THIS WEEK IN DUMB:Tom:Coffee Talk Shane: Dart Night

Topics Include: Best Revenge Story...Period, White as a diaper, Sniffing Sponges. WORDPLAY: Dog and Stolen NEXT WEEK: This Week in Dumb

Topics Include: New Tranquil Place, Odd names, Dog Gone!, Pushing the Needle, Vote for Tom's Bar, WORDPLAY: Pleasuring Ones Self and Music, NEW TOPIC: Dogs and Stolen

LIVE SHOW LINK-CLICK HERE

Topics Include: Board Games, Saying Stuff Wrong, Shane's Appointment, Next Weeks Live Video Show on ustream.com, WORDPLAY: Pork and Beverages, NEW TOPIC: Pleasuring One-Self and Music

Topics Include: More about "Man Bags", Ross, Beer Stories-Brown Tooth, To Save-ah the flay-vah, WORDPLAY: Internet and Religion/Old (shane did the wrong one) NEW TOPIC: Pork and Beverages

Topics Include: Making Donuts, "Hey, I'm cool, I make donuts", Old People Wiping Out, "I'm going to Pee!", "I've got to go, I'll be right back" THIS WEEK IN DUMB: (S) Fly Down (T) Slurry Mouth

Topics Include: Ground Tweezers, New Years Resolutions, Y/B Undies, "Why does it have a door?", Sausage Doll, Adolf........, Man Bag Rules, WORDPLAY: Dead and Sex Nextweek: This Week in Dumb

Topics Include: Missing Recorder, Missing Keys, Dead Sexy, Mile High Diaper, Shane Hates Static, Text Mishap, Codelia Dinky, WORDPLAY: Penis Cozy, NEW TOPIC: Dead and Sex

 Topics Include: Climbing, Croch-et, All I want for Christmas, Kangaroo, Angry Boy, How to Make Bacon Rounds, Taylor. WORDPLAY: Food and bands, NEW TOPIC: Name the penis cozy, and sayings on it.

Just a little note from Shane, Oreo and Helvetica.

Topics Include: Santa and Jesus, Opening both doors, We will never..., Texting came too late, NEW WORDPLAY TOPIC : Food and Bands

Topics Include: Shane's Tropical Treats, Tom's Tropical Treats.
NEXT WEEKS WORDPLAY:... not sure?

Topics Include: Stuff...

Topics to come

Topics Include: Gaight, Gettting prepared for stuff, He's Hat, WORDPLAY: Sex and Casinos.

Topics Include: Picnic Table Teen Poetry, Bicken, Shane Comments on Tom's Clothes, Diary Podcasts?, E-Bikes, Watermelon Lovers, Windtucky, This Week in Dumb (TWID) Tom: Pizza on Face, Shane: Shred the CD.

Topics Include: Casino-no's, Shi-tea, Our Friends "The Peppers" Show up, MRI Update, Stiff Neck, WORDPLAY: Chicken Stripper.

 Topics Include: Shane gets broken in, "Am I clean?", The Kill, THIS WEEK IN DUMB (TWID) Tom: Bitches, Shane: Pee Shoes.

Topics to come: Poo and Pee-le, Chicken Stripper, Adventure Race, The Stall, Deuces Wild, "Take the Bike". WORDPLAY: Picking your nose in the CAR. NEWTOPIC (in 2 weeks) Chicken Stripper

Topics Include: Shane back from vacay, Mom'd Apartment, Croc of S#*T, Booger Container, Honking by accident. WORDPLAY: Pleasure oneself room/office NEW TOPIC: Picking nose in car.

Topics to come: Thanks Tom

Topics to come

Topics Include: Pee-king in Garbage, Mom staying at Shanes apt, Saying the wrong thing, Beaver WORDPLAY: Embarrassed at the gym. NEW TOPIC:

Topics Include: Our trip to the podcast convention, The casino cough, Wrapping it up, WORDPLAY: Genitals and Booze, NEW TOPIC: Discomfort and embarrassment at the gym.

If you didn't notice 111 cut out half way through.
Sorry about the screw up, here is the full episode 111(b).

Lazy Lazy Lazy

Topics Include: Doing a Video Show, Shane's Biggest Organ, Lotion, Tom's Hairy Arms, Harvard Lampoon, Man Velcro, Pee Cup, Shit & Piss, Kleenex Boxes, WORDPLAY: Religious T's, NEW TOPIC: Crap and Shoes

Ha, I just noticed that episode 102 had pickle in the name, Pickle on the brain I guess, all of its pickley goodness. Topics may come later, or not.

I'm not telling, it will be a surprise

Topics Include: Ross' Pumper, Making Faces, Whale Sex, Church Tom, Bike Riding and Bad Helmets, Baby Shawarma, Grunts, Hamsterbate, 1 out of Gay, WORDPLAY: Dumb and Japanese NEW TOPIC: Running and Sex.

Topics to come.

Topics Include: Happy Birthday Oreo, Long Hair, clippers, Hamster Hammer, Hammers Asunder, Bad Hats, Uber Pattern Hoodies, Premature Short Wearers, Un-Fan of Fans, "ODD" and Even, WORDPLAY: Tampon/Maxi and Air Freshener, NEW TOPIC: Old Pets

Bowling, Canadian Podcast Buffet, Podcasters Across Borders Registration, Sean McGaughey, Senior Citizen Love Making, CBC Radio 3, Craig Norris, Quirks and Quarks, Clay Pigeons, Sprinkler Pee, Fatty and Skinny ("Hamsterbating"), Burying Food Under Mattress, Air Freshener Tampons, Ear cleaning with tampons?, Karate Kid Hand Drum, Shane's Elimination Diet, Sticky Ball and Growing Snake Dollar Store Gifts, Sponge Smell, and an actual clip of Craig Norris and Tom at the end of the show...
Holy links Batman!

Topics Include: Tom's not a Glove Wearer, Pumping Gas, Beer Story: Couldn't Hold It, Finding Money, Underwear Paper, Booze Idiot, WORDPLAY: Toys and Pee, NEW TOPIC: Finding Money

Topics Include: Telemarking, Ameri ca-ca, Taffy, French Winter Festival, Wetting Toy Dogs, Dumb Toys, Value Village, Odd Ads, Shit up a Rope, Bad Porn, Cry = Throw Up, Sikh-ing Helmets, 31 days at the Gym, Seeing old Guys Nude WORDPLAY: Italian and adjusting Junk, NEW TOPIC: Pee and Toys.

Topics Include: Tim Hortons LIVE!, Jobs!Jobs, Tube Shirt, Curdle, Speanuts and Punties, Windsor Honda, FOB, Frequency Beaver, Fettucini with..., Shitty Doors, Throat Clearing, Meeting a Listener, WORDPLAY: Hate the Past, Almost Hit the Wall

Topics Include: Loser Fans, Milkbag Jersey, Jesus!, What's That?, Urinal Pucks Smell Good,NBA Dunks, Off Come On, Melted Butter, Rash, Dog Rub, Druids, Ferdinan/Fred the Squirrel, Hating the Past, WORDPLAY ANSWERS: Fag Feet, NEW TOPIC: Hating the Past

Topics Include: Dumb Hounds, Dumb SuperBowl, Don't you know who we are?, Manties, Diamond Shreddies, Dumb Ads, Tree Burning, Lead Tinsel, Inverse Cooler, "It's a Monster!", Drag Feet, Tube Shirts WORDPLAY ANSWERS: Forgot to Record, NEW TOPIC: Fag Feet

Topics Include: The Lost Recording, Flying Squirrel Too, Boo-Cocky, Boy Buoy, Tibbles Kibble, Smoking Hot Coffee, Beericide, Possum Tumbler, Dumb Toys, Obi-Gone-Kenobi, Need Ep.53, Shane's Retainer, Hot Shoe, Live Show EP #100 Coming Soon, NEW WORDPLAY TOPIC: What is it called when you Podcast but forget to hit record?

Topics Include: 2nd Anniversary, Tom's Hurty Back, Chicka-Chicka, Purple Beret, Stop Looking in My Ear, Licking Qtips, Paper Sleeve Babies, Alot of Doctor WORDPLAY: Fish Cereal, tangent: Fish Head

Topics Include: Dumpy Dogman, A Swim Around the Bowl, Space Oreo, Catatonic, F@#k F@#k F@#k F@#k, Swearing in Other Languages, Nutty Allergies, Holy Shirt, WORDPLAY : Hobo Neck Scarf NEW TOPIC: Fish and Cereal

Topics Include: Nylons, Hide and Poo Seek, Toilet Bolts, Spotted Dick, Helvietica Condensed, Neck Steak, Happy Sandwich Christmas, Scallop Butter, Mysterious Gifts. New Wordplay Topic: Name the Hobo neck scarf.

Sorry Folk, I just listened to the EP and noticed that there was 10 minutes at the end, and voila! here it is.

 This weeks episode was a donkey show, We tried to get together on Friday but we forgot the recording equipment. We stated this episode and the batteries died 10 mins in, we got new batteries and those ones died too.....somebody is telling us something??
Enjoy

Topics Include : Aw, just listen dammit!

Topics Include: Hot hair, Wet neck, Sleepy Kids and Other.
Wordpay Topic : Kids Games and Diseases
New Topic: Hair and Fire

Topics include: Too many steps, Hello Mr. Tapeworm, Ahhh...Pooo, WORDPLAY: Newspaper Diet, NEW TOPIC: Kids games and Disease

Show Notes to come: There is one pic I need to scan and post, will do that on Monday.

Topics  Include: Why we missed an episode. Oreo deuces on the floor again, The Stairway of Doom, Tom Delivers Something, Shane Didn't Make It, WORDPLAY: Grocery Shopping and Moms, NEW TOPIC: Paper Route Diet.

Topics to come:

Topics to come:

Topics include: Cat pood piles, Ass Maxi, Flying High, Garage Reselling, Piss Flap, WORDPLAY ANSWERS: None (we suck) NEW TOPIC: Name the Flap on dudes underwear

Topics Include: Shane plays the "squeezebox" in public, The Healers Touch, Birthing fun, Lawnmower Dog Walker. NO WORDPLAY, NEW TOPIC :Menonite and Diapers

Topics Include: Shane's Big Surprise, That Man's a Big Waste...I mean Big Waist,Tom the Big Shooter... Ouch!, Promaja, Voodoo Lady, WORDPLAY: Disease and Dessert, NEW TOPIC: Mexican and Medical or Doctor

Topics Include: Shane's Fall, Tom's Fall, Miracle Spring Water,Green Prayer cloth, WORDPLAY ANSWERS: Dog and Booze, NEW TOPIC: Disease/Ailment Dessert

Topics Include: Singa-pore, Shane's Hamster name, Hurt Ribs, Banking Plane, Guinea Pig Bare Back, WORDPLAY ANSWERS: Bird Hair, NEW TOPIC: Pets and Liquor.

Topics Include: Sicky Pie, Lap Fire, Shane's Back, Balkan Hotline, Pigeon Problems, Dropped Keys, Hamster Names, WORDPLAY ANSWERS: Being Hit in Face with Baseball, NEW TOPIC: Hairy Bird

We talk about The Return of The Squeezebox, The New Hamster, Being In The Park, Staring Contest With A Stranger, Man Bag (Murse) Problems, Hard Ground, Shit Face The Hamster (pictured above), Hot Dog Meat-Skin-Straw, Baseball to The Face, Grub-Like Larvae Sack Implanted in a Rabbit's Chest, This Week's Wordplay: Getting hit in the face/mouth/head with a baseball.

Topics Include: Chinchilla, KY Packets, Calgary, Me Cake, Womanequins are hot, Huge Coffee Mugs, New Pet, Word Association, WORD PLAY: Hawaiian Western, NEW TOPIC: Human Cake

Topics Include: I can't even begin to describe this show, but funny as hell. enjoy!

Here is the link for the Hamster video Tom showed Shane,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40

Topics Include: In the Park, Tom has problems with people who have problems with weight, Burger BB's, Is the Fan Loud Enough, Funny Restaurant, Wierd Hotdogs WORDPLAY ANSWERS : One Eyed Cat NEW TOPIC : Hawiian Western (anything combo-ing the two)

USE THIS ONE!: AUDIO HAS BEEN FIXED!

Tom's first time posting...so be patient...THIS SHOW MAY BE IN STEREO!! If it is, we'll be fixing it soon enough.
Topics include: Oreo Watches The Show, Shane's Job Woes, Goldilocks in the Sideview Mirror, Palmolive and Crown Royal, Can't Keep Ice Cream Down, and more...
Worplay was a bust. New Wordplay: Name the cycloptic cat on this site (shaneandtom.libsyn.com)

Topics include: Fun with earspuds, 2 Fingers?, The Dogs got a bone-r, The Dates got a bone-r WORDPLAY ANSWERS :Grey Pubic Hair, NEW TOPIC: Mayo on Steak

Topics include: Hating Gingers, Massaging Mom, Blind Web Design, Grey Pubes WORDPLAY ANSWERS: Nurses and Sex, NEW TOPIC: Grey Pubic Hair

Don't even ask, just listen and enjoy...or whatever.

 Topics Include: Skin Tags, Heart Germ, Caughy with her Shirt Up, M.R.Eye Ball, Grueyrereyer????? WORDPLAY: Shorts and Money, NEW TOPIC: Heart Bug Repellant

Topics Include: Tom found 5, Horsetrack Money, "Thanks for Ruining Everything.......", Cry-orhea, WORDPLAY ANSWERS: Meat and Chemistry, NEW TOPIC: Money in your Shorts (or underwear)

Topics Include: Meeting Tom...Boo, Losing an Hour, Facebook oops, The Poo Incident. WORDPLAY ANSWERS: HOBO: None, NEW TOPIC: Meat and Chemistry.

Topics Include: Fudgey-O, Cat-ster, Breast Feeding a Cat, Shane on You: My name is Mad to Namesayers, Hobo's Divided by 2, Piece of Shane's Thumb, WORDPLAY ANSWERS: Monkey Wedding, NEW TOPIC: The long form of the word HOBO.

 
Topics Include: Wild Sex, Rearview, Luggage and Bags, WORDPLAY ANSWERS: Religion and Skateboarding, NEW WORDPLAY: Monkeys and Marriage.

Sorry, some things came up and we couldn't get together.

Sorry Friends, There will be no episode this week. I have to go try out for Canadian Idol (I know they'll love the squeezebox)
shane

Sorry about the audio, it's a bit distorted (shane can't stop effing with it) Topics Include: Dream Hummer, Skate or Died for Us, Bad Memory "Where did she go?", Naked Firemen, Croc Exchange, 80's Tom, WORDPLAY ANSWERS- People Who Shouldn't do Yoga, NEW TOPIC: Religion and Skateboarding.

Topics Include: Woman at the Dentist, Yo-garbage, Shane on you: Idiot Drivers! (or maybe I'm the idiot), TMNT Movie?, WORDPLAY ANSWERS: Old Newspaper Delivery People, NEW TOPIC: Terms for people that should NOT be doing yoga.

Topics Include: None, sorry, will post topics later

1 YEAR ANAL-VERSARY!

Topics Include: Shane's probe, M&maries, "It's kinda drafty, The drip, Stangling Oreo. NEW WORDPLAY TOPIC: Boob Chocolate or Candy.

Topics Include: Just balls!!, just kidding!, Car Balls, He must have been Singa-poor, That guy has Balls, Shane and Tom hate Walky Talky Phones, Nursing Homes. WORDPLAY ANSWERS: Meet Cookies

Topics Include: Chicken in the Egg, Beef Cookies, Oh my god pic!(I don't know how else to name it), Shane on You" Stickers on Products, "Hope He Doesn't See Me.

Topics Include: Bye Bye Car, A Nice Piece of Gas, Needle in Shane's Head,
Ordering on the Fly WORDPLAY: Smoking while running. NEW TOPIC: Charcoal Feet. BONUS: Tom and Shane exchange presents.

The image above is of one of many birds who died at or near the hands of one Shane Potvin. This little guy, who looks like he's 100 in bird years, was clinging onto this branch like a 14-year-old Olympic gymnast. Nothing Shane could do would provoke this beast to let go.
How can a bird, covered in feathers, have wrinkles? Am I nuts or does he look wrinkly?

Shane was shaking the branches of the tree in my backyard like a grizzly bear trying to release fruit, but this bird wouldn't budge! Wouldn't budgy!! Yeeeaaahaaaaa!

This now-dead bird reminds me of how fleeting our hollow-boned little flightless lives are, and how much we should live each day. I want to send you all the best wishes, on behalf of Shane and myself, to have an enriched New Year. Send a note to that person who made a difference in your week. Get in touch with family more often. Make more of your days than you have in years passed.

Don't end up being a tired old pigeon grasping onto your bedpan while the orderlies try to shake you off of the ceiling fan.
Bye Bye Birdie.
Happy New Year

Topics Include: Tom doesn't greet the Seasons Greetings, Shane on You: smoking while riding a bike,  NEW WORDPLAY TOPIC: smoking during excercise.

Topics Include: Oreo nursing herself, Issues with Tim Horton, Cat scan, Breathing on your balls. WORDPLAY: Livestock Fuel

Topics Include: He Killed a Rabbit with a Birdie, Pig-saust, Awkward Conversation Endings, WORDPLAY: Meat Pads  NEW TOPIC: Fuel made from Livestock parts.

Topics Include: Coffee Drip, Chicken Pads, 4 Patties, RL, Rock on dude!, WORDPLAY ANSWERS: Butter Deoderant NEW TOPIC: Meat Pad

Sorry about the end, the music is way too loud. We're idiots
shane

Topics Include: Shane's Dream: Tuna-J, An interview with Zebra Pants, Mongolian Stuffed Marmot Grill, Beige Socks. WORDPLAY: Tequila and Milk, NEW TOPIC: Butter Deoderant

"One of the funniest episodes so far!"- Squeezebox listener

Topics Include: Halloweird , Tom's awkward Dr. Encounter, Parents are not nuts over peanuts. WORDPLAY TOPIC: Peanut related demise

Topics Include: Uh oh!, Your Dad might be angry, Inflatable Buildings, Shane hurt his neck, Gross Doctors Offices, PRNDL, WORDPLAY ANSWERS: Old People Pick up Artists (or something like that).

Topics Include: Tom sweats the bed, New streamlined format, Dude pissed on my shoe, Almost dying, Crap in a bucket, I smell burnt toas............, Big Tipper!!, Kids laugh at old guys unit.  WORDPLAY: Drowning Cats  NEW TOPIC: Old people picking up old people.

Topics Include: Round Boy and his Meat Truck, A veritable porn-ucopia, Chubby Dead Bunny, Tom's show and Tell

To our listeners: Tom and I are trying to get a show out to you as soon as possible, I know you're saying "But Shane put out that wonderful episode, showing off his unique ability jam it out on the squeezy-machine, and I am so satisfied with that".........Um, no you're not!. We have been uncharacteristicly busy the last two weeks and by some act of god (small 'g')  we have not been able to hook up and produce our show. We are trying and the material is still building. Keep your ears peeled. We'll be back soon.
We are so in like with you....and yes, in an awkward way!
shane and tom

Tom drowndid Shane in a bucket of water, Shane WILL be resesitated (eww, not by Tom) in the next couple of days. Here is a short limerick written by Shane to tide you over, or not. Feel free to not listen!

Topics to Come: I think there was something about cats?

Topics Include: CBC Interview, Blackberries are dumb, Suckling on your own tit, Eating Kleenex,Ugly Picketers, Shane's Jogging Suits, Breaking the Toilet Seat.
WORDPLAY TOPIC: Ugly Picketers

On Wednesday, September 6th Shelagh Rogers interviewed myself (Shane), Tim from "Twisted Wrist Podcast" and Valerie from "Description Podcast" about our podcasts. This is the Radio version of the show ( about 30 minutes) but we continued off air for another 30 minutes which was put in the CBC's Sounds like Canada -The Digital Extra Podcast

:You can subscribe for that in itunes at itpc://www.cbc.ca/podcasting/includes/slc.xml

:or download the file directly from http://www.cbc.ca/soundslikecanada/podcast.html

Topics Include: Bits of Shane's life "I think I wet the bed?", Tom's dog has stinky feet, Saying Wer-ids Wrong, A gift of Toe nails, WORD PLAY: Poor Taste Pet Store Slogans, No new Word play this week, we want you to send in suggestions on stories to tell.

Topics Include: Kiss you Bliss, Tom's Forced Laugh, What a CROC, Niagra Falls, B-ad's, American Etiquette in Canada, WORD PLAY: Flatulence Hot Tub, WORDPLAY TOPIC: Poor Taste Ad Slogans for a Pet Store.

Topics Include: Bird in Tom's Backyard, Eating Baby Food, The C-Bomb, Bumpernuts.com, Dutchtub.com, MMM..Doggy Treats

Topics Include: Jim Dupree: Enthusiast...DONE!, Zee and Zed...DONE, Chuckn' Movie Signs, More Bird Incidents, Owl-kebab, He says "You have a great accent......" she says "I can't hear you", Nylons are Ew, WORDPLAY : Jellyfish Hotdog, NEW WORDPLAY TOPIC: Recycling Old People.

Topics Include: Shane's Vacation, Bird Comment by Angela Misri, The Tea Bag Incident, Hair of the Dog Bowl, This Salad Bugs Me, "Shane on You": I Hate When Dogs Stay at the End of Their Leash, Why do you have to put popsicles up to the light?, Jelly Fish Hot Dog, WORD PLAY ANSWERS: Ass Grabbin' Cities. WORD PLAY TOPIC: Jelly Fish Hot Dog, Comment by Ross from Zee and Zed.

Topics Include: Shane's taking a week off, Who is Wayne Gretzky,
The Bird Incident, Miss-sized sandles, Humming Bird Fuel, "Detroit", The Unstick, WORDPLAY: Dog ball currency, NEW TOPIC: Ass grabbing city names.

Topics Include: Ghetto Wheelbarrel, Tom caught shaving his......, Dream Magicians suck, Winning Roachclips, Missing a Nut, Shane's Second Life.
WORDPLAY: Teeth with skin, NEW TOPIC:Dog ball currency

 Sorry, so sorry, Episode 40 will be uploaded Monday night due to technical difficulties......
We're in like with you
shane and tom

Topics Include: Shanes new car, Meeting the Kongshow, Passing Gretzky, We hate honking, Motor oil in your ear, colon clense, my yoga mat-tress, sewer vapor, WORDPLAY: Deep frying your hand.

Topics Include: Our trip to Podcasters Across Borders, Tom's Sicky, Bathroom Laughroom, Man Boobs, My Girlfriend Blew my Ball Joint, Your Breasts look Big, Doctors are dumb. WORDPLAY: Deepfrying your hand

Show notes to come! Sorry, at Podcasters Across Borders all weekend!

Topics Include: We don't talk, Guerilla Marketing, Inappropriate Gym Attire, Jeans skiing, A Moment with our Listener, You're in the Urinal, Random Articles of Clothes on the Road, Batman Cookie,  Hung like a......, 
Asian Bomb, WORDPLAY: Tom's nose hair

Topics Include: Bye Bye awkward goodbyers, Tom's out grown nose hair, The house of the Lord, Peas behind the fridge, Magical land, Oreo's stealth craps, Shane cries, Tom's dogs floor diaper, Turds on turds, A podcaster without a mp3 player?, Glow in the dark ass, WORDPLAY ANSWERS: hot podcasting, WORD PLAY TOPIC: Rogue nose hair.

Topics Include: SPECIAL GUESTS: Mark and Bob from the Canadian Podcast Buffet (hang out for the majority of the show),The easy way works!!, Shitting in the snow,  Shane has no shame, Shane gets sued for $200,000, Desert boots, WORD PLAY ANSWERS: Piss on laundry, WORD PLAY TOPIC: Hot Podcasting.

Topics Include: After school special, My new newt, Tom's odd named dogs with black tackle, OOPS! I pissed on his laundry and OOPS! I puked on a dudes ass, WORDPLAY ANSWERS: Hamster death, NEW WORDPLAY TOPIC: Peeing on laundry

This is episode 32 but I was screwing around with Audacity and increased the speed of it and Oh my god!!! I've been pissing my pants! I've posted it for fun. Hope you like it!

Topics Include: We're going to one LONGER episode per week, Oh my god I killed Thumper!, MMMM.. My Drain smells like Thanksgiving, Poundcake, Squeezebox T-shirts, Shane's pedicure, Apartment with a theatre, Hair art, WORD PLAY ANSWERS: Other names for getting hemorrhoids in Mexico, NEXT TOPIC: Hamster Homicide

Topics Include: Soda Mystic, TheGallery of Regretable Foods, The Easy Way to Stop Smoking, Tom's Interesting Mail, The Bladder Manager, WORDPLAY ANSWERS: Dirt Belt

Topics Include: Can you give me a jump?, Passing out on the can in Cancun, WORD PLAY TOPIC: Getting hemorrhoids in Mexico.

Topics Include: Someone actually listened to all of our shows (at once!), Breaking into the Beer Store with a pick axe, Silence, How much is two bits?, I hate Comic Sans, WORD PLAY ANSWERS: Skanky hostess

Topics Include: Word Play responses, Shane is a skyper, Knock-Knock!, WORD PLAY TOPIC: Dirt Belt, Falling off a building, Rambo Blew up my gas station, Can I borrow a cup of milk, Hot dog straw.

Topics Include: MMMMM..Sausages, Shaved S-mooth, Masterpieces in the Home, WORD PLAY: One big toe names.

Topics Include: New site coming, Shane doesn't care, Frydaddy, Our Purple Silk Shirts, Old colognes, myherritage.com, WORD PLAY TOPIC(answers come next week): Young hostesses.

Topics Include: Cat crap, Our new tshirts!!, Eating Ketchup, Fun with dumb Knock-Knocks, Shane the clencher and Shane the dart king, WORD PLAY: One long hair on neck and the juice that comes out of the mustard container before the mustard.

Topics Include: A cup of coffee insight, A tasteless Easter commercial, The Welsh flag (I'm good thanks!) WORD PLAY TOPIC: What's the name of a hand or foot with one big digit?

Topics Include: Hair washed by a dude, retrojunk.com, WORD PLAY: Mixed dog names.

Topics Include: Podcasts we've met, Tom M.C's a wedding, PODCASTERS ACROSS BORDERS, Shane's back is up about people who back up into parking spaces, One big toenail

Topics Include: I seem to have lost my topics, have you seen them?.........just listen to the podcast, for the love of Pete!

Topics Include: Our Article in The Windsor Star, My old baby (1989 Plymouth Horizon aka Cordelia), Crack whore at 7-11, White Russian with Breast Milk, We made 25 bucks!!, Porqupines and Beavers.

Topics Include: Found Picture, The Kooky lady at Tom's Bar, Shane and Tom's Mountain Goat Hunt, Eating Balls, What Do Ya Know

Topics Include: Our CRAZY photo shoot, KO'd by a boxing videogame, Bluehair Chalet, Tom wins a Kong Show T'shirt

Topics Include: Comment Response Ping Pong, Tom's Fridgidare complaint letter, Shane's Thai scare.

Topics Include: Our Toilet Episode!. Padded, High, On a TV tray, you name it. Grab a newspaper and join us.

Topics Include: Adding "Hole" to any word makes it funny, Drinking coffee at the gym, Exploding Poo, Shane's cousin is in Brokeback Mountain, Where you listeners are from.

Topics Include: Shane's Bizzaro head problems, Tom almost gets cut by a zero, Buying a belly shirt off a dude, Accupuncture is awesome, Tom wins a Kong Show shirt.

Topics Include: Found stuff: 1988 Womens Basketball team, SWEET HAIR!, Beer Store-ies: Oh my god, he got hit by his own car!!, Tom's get sick diet

Topics Include: Our Listeners are great!, Dan Misner's one word impressions, Weighted Tea Bags....don't steal my invention, Tom needs help to Pee.

Topics Include: Bits of Shanes life:Caught in the fire with no pants, Bob Costes..isisis brilliant olympic coverage, The last supper: after dinner mints

Topics Include: Cookies!!!, Shane hates Dutchie donuts, Bugs in Tom's Raisin Bran, LOL is VL(Very Lame)

Topics Include: Clipping you nails in public....yuk!, Shane and Tom enjoy meat and Halls.

Topics Include: Our Impressions, Pop Rocks ROCK!, Chuck Norris, Podcast Review: The Faceless Podcast, Tom shaves his beard, The lame super bowl, WUNDERBAR!!!

Topics Include: "Bits of Shane's Life":Kicked in the gut and some pee came out, Tom "Making a Difference" with the Angst, Grapes with seeds (Bad), What is the deal with faxing these days.

Topics Include: Yeah!!! Sesame Snaps, Forrest Gump with Down Syndrome.

Topics Include: Apples tricky video cable trick, Podcast review: Counting the Numbers.

Topics Include: Turret Light, My Large-Regular Coffee, Our Friends at the Kong Show.

Topics Include: Dream Catchers in cars, Naked in gym hot tubs (ew!!)

Topics Include: Scientific America in Walmart, Hostel about Hostel, The Shack (Radioshack), "Le Show" (I will eat my microphone), Butter on my iPod, Jim Dupree.

Topics include: Dinner at DQ, Treat-zza Pizza, Donatelo the overweight ninja turtle, Elk hanging out in Montana, Shane's heaving cat.