Tom and I went to PAB (The podcast convention), and someone uploaded this pic to Flickr. All I have to say is LOLE, I think Tom's tongue is acutally touching my face.

Hey, Tom and I got together today and recorded 30 minutes of a new show and the recorder shut down and it corrupted the file. I apologize but we didn't have the energy to do it all over again. Tom will try to salvage it but no guarantees. We'll put out another one next week.

As you all may know, Helvetica "The Hamster" wasn't doing to swell as of late. Anyways, just wanted to inform that he/she has moved on to the "Big wheel in the sky". He/she's little heart didn't make it through the night. We will be having a short service during our next episode on Sunday. He/she will be missed by myself and Oreo.

Hey Everyone, Tom and I recorded a new show on Sunday but somehow our audio recorder has been misplaced....yup, not good. We're bummed, cause that ep may be gone forever,  let alone the expensive digital recorder may never be returned. So please be patient (as you always are), if it doesn't turn up we'll have to think of some other way to record a new show. Happy Late December (generic enough?) You'll hear from us soon

shane and tom

Well look at me, what a stupid face, All of you saying "Wow, after 2 and a bit weeks, there is finally an episode", then about 20 minutes in, NOTHING!. "Is this a cruel joke?" you say, "Are they just talking really quiet?", Nope!,  I was in a rush last night and didn't listen back to the show. I will make this better, What I'll do is just repost as a new name, 111(b), and it will be the whole show.
Sorry folks
shane

"Don't give up on me dad" (what movie is that from?)

For those of you who tuned into our 100th Episode Live Podcast Extravaganza thank you so much, Tom and I had lots of fun and it was so nice to speak to some of you who were scattered around our fair planet. For those who had trouble listening we are sorry, apparently there are some limitations to the software, but it is way cool we were even able to do it. As for posting the show, you can click on the link to the right (to review past episodes) and listen to it in its entirety (but it is choppy), I'm editing out all the dead space right now but the show was 2 hours so it will take some time, but when I'm done I will post it on the site.
Now for our next 100! Gosh!
shane

Hi All, I have the info on calling in to the live show on Sunday for the 2 of you that will call. You will need Skype, (google it) or if you want to call from you landline you can but cost way more money. Second you will need to buy some credits for Skype, 5-10 bucks goes a very long way and  you can call any long distance number in the world at very low rates.

If you can't call in, you can click the link to the right (once the show has started, everyone will need to do this to listen live), this will bring you to the live show page, and you'll need to click the green "START MY CALL" button in the middle, and you will get a pop up window where you can chat with us (no charge) and see what everyone else is typing.

Hope it all goes well, 

Here is the phone number to call in, 1 724 444-7444
Enter Call ID-10363#
Then Enter PIN- you will have your own pic

Hope to hear from you.
shane

I just saw this pic on Facebook and had to post it, awesome! This is Tom's Niece, Carly (glasses) and her friend Cayla (not glasses). Their school is right near the park where we record the show. They went and took some pics near the weird dead squirrel in the tree, so funny.
Thanks Cayla and Carly!!

We have now set a date for our 100th episode live show. It will be on Sunday, February 24th 2008 at 12:01pm Eastern Standard Time (Toronto). The show will run about 2 hours, you can listen live by clicking the Talk Shoe Link (to the right) and also call in by VOIP or by Skype, or landline(but that will cost standard long distance rates). I will post the number to call closer to the date, and outline the instructions. We are really looking forward to hearing from you.
shane and tom

Hope your New Years Eve was as exciting as mine, and by exciting I mean, putting a little glitter hat on Oreo and Helvetica and playing Old Wang Mine,  or whatever that song is called on my Squeezebox. Don't be jealous now, 364 more days and you can try it for yourself. We'll have a new show at the end of this week.
bye bye
shane

Hi

Hey ya'll, Sorry for being such an idiot and not posting this pic till now but behold, drawing of creepy bathroom.
enjoy the awkwardness.
shane

No show today folks! Can we say Shane and Tom are slackers?

Member that time you had your snowsuit on, waiting for daddy to get home from work to take you tobogganing, and he never showed up?

I don't actually (no dad), but it's a metaphor. The proverbial daddies (shane and tom) have missed our quality time with the tike (you guys) and are not able to get a show to you (the tobogganing outing). We are sorry, Mommy has looked down her glasses at us and we will try our best to be less negligent, or Mommy wont put out anymore.....ewww, but I think you know what we mean.

Daddy still loves you very much, here's a 10 spot, go buy yourself some back bacon (that's what my Dad would have said).

shane and tom (the Daddies)

k that sounds very wrong!

We're trying to get something together here and need your help. We're trying to organize a best of Shane and Tom and would totally appreciate your picks for your favourite moments on our show. Either a topic or a story, anything. We have our favourite moments but want to know yours. Either email us or just leave a comment under this post.
Thanks
shane and tom

Lately we have changed the day that we are posting the show, we have been recording and posting on Wednesday, and posting either Wednesday or Thursday. Because of work I have less time to edit the show and post it the same day we record. So, I think it will be best to still post the show on Sunday, so it's available to you all on Monday morning like good old times, Plus if Tom and I are not able to meet up we have a few days to make it up before the weekend.

With that being said, you'll have to wait now till Sunday for the new show?  But it will be well worth it, we promise.

I trust we are back on track and the shows will be coming out regularly from now on.

Take it easy
shane and tom

Hey there friends!,
Tom's feeling a tad under the weather, so we wont be able to record till (hopefully) tomorrow, keep your britches on, but at least change them some time tomorrow.
shane

Hello friends!,
Sadly enough Tom and I were not able to get together today to record our wonderful show, I was too busy with packing and shit before I head off on vacation. There will also be no ep. next week as I will also be gone. What about Oreo you ask? Well I just buy a rather large turkey, cook it, and then toss it in the tub, and she can chip away at it all week (she doesnt even notice im gone due to all the turkey induced sleeping). I kid, my friend will be staying here, to feed the bitch. If you live in Toronto, Ottawa or Montreal, I'll be saying hi as I drive by.
Talk soon
shane

No episode this week. Tom sucks!
Sorry Shane!
Too much going on in my little head to remember one of my favourite weekly activities.
Shane was ready and waiting.
I was watching synchonized swimming, clueless. Completely unaware of what I had forgotten.
I am a tool. By the way, that is not Shane and I in the photo above...but it IS our signature move!
Trademark infringement.
They're dead meat.

Here is the xray I was talking about...with the screws in my jaw. The other weird thing was they found a bird skull imbedded in my brain as well! Strange... I guess thats what they mean by Bird Brain.

I just spoke to Tom, and his dad isn't doing to swell at the moment, He had a heart attack while they were performing his surgery on Monday and he has been struggling ever since. Over the past day or so he has slowly (very slowly) been improving but is certainly not out of the woods. We please ask you to project your happy and positive thoughts toward his father at this time, he will definately be gracious of the powerful energy that our mind can project, and as well heal with the support he deserves.
Thank you
I'll keep you informed
shane

Please send happy thoughts towards Tom's father, he is having surgery on Monday. We'll get a show out as soon as we can.

Tom and I were unable to hook up today and record our show.
We sorry, guess you'll actually have to listen to the loser sitting next to you on the bus eat his own gums. Ew!...yay....hobo's are awesome!

This pic should be horizontal, but it's way funnier vertical.

Squeezeboxers!

I have no words to describe this!

Just a quick post, Tom posted the pic of me strangling my cat Oreo, Here is a recent pic of the same cat.
I can't believe she's as old as she is.

Due to Technical difficulties the ep wont be posted till Monday sometime.
oo oo (said kinda like uh oh)

Here's the other pic needed to enjoy our Anal-versary show.
Shane pushing Oreo toward the fire 16 years before this cat has even thought of "checking out".
Shane steered clear of the fire though, because that silk would light up faster than a 1970s Halloween costume.